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[Jack]

So a friend of mine called earlier saying he thought his gf was cheating on him. I tell him to go through her handbag and cell phone and call me later if he found anything I would find amusing. He didn't find any guys numbers or anything else incriminating...however he did find her valtrex script that he didn't know she was on. Nothing says pwnt like herpes.

[Ahkmed]

lawl?

[Jack]

lawl?

hell yeah, i laughed till my sides hurt. that's why i require blood tests.

[Boostfed]

LMFAO jack jesus have mercy thats funyy sh*t right there.

ahahahahahha i cant stop laughin. 1 daily valtrex.. thats all she needed

tell your friend he just got

OWNED!!!!!!!!!

[Halcomb]

wow...

that is f*cking classic.

[Jack]

yeah no sh*t, personally i'd choke the b*tch out.

Car payment 400 a month
Health insurance 100 a month
Finding out you just got burnt by your herpes infested girlfriend...f*cking priceless

*edit*

btw Halcomb, he should use your avatar as a general guide...oh yeah, happy bday

Edited by Jack, 12 September 2007 - 10:48 PM.

[Xiertic]

lmfao

You just can't put a price tag on sh*t like that.

[Smalls]

b*tch would be dead right now if it was me.

[-=Penguin=-]

rofl thats epic. someone would be chopped up if i was him :|

[Florida_Funk]

he should freak her out first by telling her he's got aids, that should work.

[$VT-c0brA]

damnz....that's gotta be rough
pwnt ftl

[Halcomb]

yeah no sh*t, personally i'd choke the b*tch out.

Car payment 400 a month
Health insurance 100 a month
Finding out you just got burnt by your herpes infested girlfriend...f*cking priceless

*edit*

btw Halcomb, he should use your avatar as a general guide...oh yeah, happy bday

lulz... honestly i'd tell him to take that sh*t at night and hide it, unless he's already flipped out on her. it would at least be amusing to watch her f*cking go apesh*t trying to find it... but if she didn't... pwntx2.

and lulz thanks.

[King_Dude]

lol owned.

[Mandraque]

he should freak her out first by telling her he's got aids, that should work.

LOL talk about an awkward situation.

[Frag0holic]

That's fucking priceless!

[Jack]

update wise, apparantly his dumbass just read the last name on the script before he flipped out. His gf picked up the script for her sister. I suppose he is now explaining why he went through her sh*t. drama drama, good sh*t.

note to self: Do not f*ck alan's gf's sister no matter how drunk I may be.

[$VT-c0brA]

or at least double bag it man

[Halcomb]

lulz. b*tches with schedules that do not match your's, equals playtime for both cat and mouse.

and a sister with a "different last name," equals gtfo of the relationship because someone's found that b*tch crazy somewhere down the line.

[Jack]

lulz. b*tches with schedules that do not match your's, equals playtime for both cat and mouse.

and a sister with a "different last name," equals gtfo of the relationship because someone's found that b*tch crazy somewhere down the line.

same last name drunk ass hahahaha

[Halcomb]

same last name drunk ass hahahaha

them recruit friends and stake claim?

/halcomb\s last sstands.