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[ShLoNkY]

Title says it all. Funniest gets a cookie!

[ShLoNkY]

You guys suck, I'll go first:



"I'm sinkin' your postal Vans, stealin' your gifts......"

Ok not exactly a short story, but you get the point. I wanna see some participation fuckers!


Or how 'bout: "Thank God I saved it....."

[Mandraque]

i stole the magical balance sowing machine.....

this is hard....

[Halcomb]

teh big brown ones drop sh*t for lootz.

[Ezekiel]

UPS killed my date and all I got was this sewing machine.

[Yatzee_Squirrel]

the U.S.S. Brown Truck made its final voyage this moringing to bring a downed sewing maching pilot and his machine home this morning after being captured earlier in the year while on manuvers across the border in canada

[Linear Lines]

Anyone else wanna make a joke about my sexuality?

[EpicFail:/]

UPS killed my date and all I got was this sewing machine.

+1

[-=Penguin=-]

"A chinese sweatshop guy delivered this right on time, and an amazing parking job too"

damn i dunno this ones hard

[lostcuaz]

Cop - Dude your f*cked
Cop2 - hahahaha, wait, i live around the corner
UPS Brown - DUDE you lost your dell! HAHA

Tux Dude - least i got my sewing machine

[*CHILIDOG*]

A still from the newest UPS commercial. The truck driver was wiiling to break multiple traffic laws to get the best man his wedding gift. There's a good catch phrase here but i can't remember it.

[dar_tana]

You see the stop sign in the top left in the far distance? That explains it all...

[Frag0holic]

...and do any of you pukes know where he learned to use his sowing machine!?
Sir! In the Marines, Sir!

[Jack]

teh big brown ones drop sh*t for lootz.

^ funny sh*t

sewing machine, wtf? Next time I'm taking a black friend cause they know how to spot boxed LCD TV's.

Edited by Jack, 01 October 2007 - 11:20 PM.

[ShLoNkY]

You see the stop sign in the top left in the far distance? That explains it all...

Not really. The stop sign is nowhere near the van. Not to mention, it is facing away from it so if the van ran it, they wouold be even farther away.

You suck at life.

[ShLoNkY]

How 'bout: "Fuckin' Canadians and their silly shenanigans"

Where's monster when we need him?? The guy with the sewing machine is DEFINETLY Canadian.

[Ezekiel]

^ funny sh*t

sewing machine, wtf? Next time I'm taking a black friend cause they know how to spot boxed LCD TV's.

Lol at work yesterday I kept trying to sneak two 22" wide screen LCDs off of a UPS's truck. . . Damn that rear facing camera.