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[Scroll_Lock88]

Post your wonderfully worded male/female enlargement/whatever e-mails here, I always get a nice chuckle reading these things:

Now that you've found a girl that's hot
You wanna screw her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your shaft will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep

Hilarious i tell you!

[The Drizzle]

I bet you ordered a few bottles of that

[Raccoon00]

Lol

[Frag0holic]

lol that one gets 5 points for effort. I never get any funny ones.

[MainEvent]

Just confused why you clicked on that email...?

[mj0ne5]

Haha, yeah... that email is so f*cking cheesy. I never get emails like that, though.

[Scroll_Lock88]

Just confused why you clicked on that email...?

Why not? Get 5-10 of them and they are always a quick laugh. Unless you are one of those tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists that think you will get infected with viruses by reading an e-mail message

[E42]

Like them guys who think they will get an ear infection from phone sex?

Found this one in my spam folder.


Have they ever told you this, "No way! Your penis is so small!"?
Didn't you feel like a loser?
Don't let girls prefer dildo to you ! Megadik will improve your situation once and forever! You should simply rely on this magic preparation!
"Wow! Your penis is unique!" Isn't that what you dream to hear every day?
Soon you'll be the only one girls will desire ! Megadik is your real cure!

[Scroll_Lock88]

you aint got sh*t if your not packing an 8 inch cock

That was it, and it gave a link to their site........ lol straight and definitely to business lol

[E42]

I have some one liners this morning.

"67% of women said they were unhappy with their lover�s penis size."

"bang your b*tch in all positions with a massive meat "

"stop paying for sex dummy! get all the girls with a big cock"

"the longest dick is the shortest way to a woman's heart !"

"Women admit, that small-sized pen!ses are totally inadequate in s'e_x!
They just don't hit the walls of the vag sufficiently!
By good luck, due to MegaDik it's now possible to increase the pen!s size!" Yeahhhhhhh for megaDik!!!

[The Punisher]

Yeahhhhhhh for megaDik!!!

lol

[Fluke]

"stop paying for sex dummy! get all the girls with a big cock"

why would you want a girl with a dick let alone
a big dick...........unless u like the pain

[Scroll_Lock88]

Fill her twat to the limits


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[Srgt.Knight]

i nvr get stuff like that
thats funny tho