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[Raccoon00]

Post some funny Spam you get in the Mail

ill go first




Dearest,

My name is Mrs. Rosemary King I am a dying woman who has decided to
donate what I have to charity and individual through you. You may be
wondering why I chose you.
But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for
cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who
had left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched by the Lord to donate part of what I have inherited
from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of
humanity, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned
funds inappropriately.
I have asked the Lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has,
because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray
that I survive the operation.
I have decided to Willing/Donate the sum of $15 Million (Fifteen
Million Dollars) to charity and individual through you for the good work of
the lord, and to help the motherless, less privileged and also for the
assistance of the widows.

Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this
fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good
Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always
extend the good work to others.
If you are interested to be bless, also willing to bless other's too, I
will inform my Family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the
funds to you.
I know I have never met you but my mind tells me to do this and I hope
you are sincerely. I will pay you 35% of this money if you will assist
me because I am now too weak and fragile to do things myself because of
my cancer.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the task is accomplished, as I don't want anything that will jeopardize
my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family
members standing in the way of my last wish.

Love,
Wendy Rosemary King.
[email protected]

PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR FULL NAME, ADDRESS, TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER ON YOUR
REPLY FOR EASY AND IMMEDIATE COMMUNICATION WITH MY CONSULTANT.

[Raccoon00]

GOOD DAY. GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM
MR.ALBERT J FRACAS, A WIDOW TO LATE JOAN FRACAS.I AM 47 YEARS OLD,I AM
A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BRAIN,
FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS
QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE FOR LONG, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,
THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE. MY
LATE WIFE WAS KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN
AFGHANISTAN, AND DURING HE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE
ANY CHILD. MY DOCTOR WILL BE THE ONE SENDING EMAIL MESSAGE TO YOU AS
SOON AS I HEAR BACK FROM YOU BECAUSE OF MY PRESENT CONDITION.NOW
DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE
DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA ASIA, AND EUROPE. I AM WILLING TO
DONATE THE SUM OF $6,000.000.00 U.S DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN A BANK IN
ABIDJAN. I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY, WHEN T! RANSFERRED WILL BE
USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH
ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS
THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
I AWAIT
YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

DR RICHARD GREEN



ON BEHAVE OF MR. ALBERT J FRACAS

[The Punisher]

419eater.com

enjoy

edit- no its not porn.....its a website where people respond to the scammers emails and scam the scammers. Most of these scammers are african (mainly nigeria) based fraud groups. The website is really funny..you should check it out

Edited by The Punisher, 24 November 2007 - 10:41 PM.

[dar_tana]

Had to search for a while for this one, sorry for the strange spacing, you know how emails get after forwarding and replying so many times.
By the way I'm not being political here. Here's the link from "hoax-slayer" or whatever that shows the whole thing being false, lol. People get way too caught up in this. Hoax Slayer



1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight
number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65
passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9
+ 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 +4 = 11


3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 =
11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes,
is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the
Islamic
holy book:

For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome
Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah
and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you
feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!!


REPOST THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U IN 11 MINUTES!!!

[the.dino]

THATS FREAKY SH*T

[The Punisher]

For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome
Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah
and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

wow thats pretty f*cking cool.... can anyone confirm it actually says that?


EDIT - FAKE Google it....

Edited by The Punisher, 28 November 2007 - 07:09 PM.

[dar_tana]

Oh yeah, it's completely fake, didn't you read my link?

[dar_tana]

Another really funny one:



Subj: VIRUS ALERT Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE

Warning: There's a new virus on the loose that's worse than anything I've seen before! It gets in through the power line, riding on the powerline 60 Hz subcarrier. It works by changing the serial port pinouts, and by reversing the direction one's disks spin. Over 300,000 systems have been hit by it here in Murphy, West Dakota, alone! And that's just in the last 12 minutes.

It attacks DOS, Unix, TOPS-20, Apple-II, VMS, MVS, Multics, Mac, RSX-11, ITS, TRS-80, and VHS systems.

To prevent the spread of the worm:

1) Don't use the powerline.
2) Don't use batteries either, since there are rumours that this virus has invaded most major battery plants, and is infecting the positive poles of the batteries. (You might try hooking up just the negative pole.)

3) Don't upload or delete or download files.

4) Don't store files on floppy disks or hard disks.

5) Don't read messages. No, not even this one!

6) Don't use serial ports, toasters, modems, or phone lines.

7) Don't use keyboards, screens, electric toothbrushes, or printers.

8) Don't use switches, CPUs, memories, microprocessors, or mainframes.

9) Don't use electric lights, electric or gas heat, or airconditioning, running water, vibrators, writing, fire, clothing, or the wheel.

I'm sure if we are all careful to follow these 9 easy steps, this virus can be eradicated, and the precious electronic fluids of our computers can be kept pure.

[Raccoon00]

5) Don't read messages. No, not even this one!



You fail....lol

[Jack]

wow, you guys really get spam with such good grammar? all the sh*t i get looks like some asshole ran it through babelfish.