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[Frag0holic]

Best Entombed lyrics ever!:

Hey
You're better than all the rest
You're God's special creature
Intelligence at it's best
You fist-fuck the planet in style
And lick your fingers clean
But now you wake up in a pile of shit
Gone is the dream

[Chorus:]
And you scream but there's no-one there
You got to pay your own fare
Your dick is sore and you're all alone
Hurts like hell when it hits home

Now, listen
Prepare to suck cock in hell
It's really not all that bad once you get past the smell...

Svartar �r lata
mig luktar den N!ggers
Colin Powell stolan min TV

- me
ENGRRRISH????

Blacks are Lazy
I Smell N!ggers
Colin Powell stole my TV

GG @ online translator, not even pakis have that bad Swedish grammar... lol

[FortySix&2]

When the going gets tought, the tough kill everything that moves ~.~

[Frag0holic]

Christian priest after feebly attemtping to convert the Danish vikings:

Blodulvar, mandr�pare och illg�rningsm�n! Horkarlar och gomeriska svin! Belzebubs �gonstenar, Satans ogr�s och basiliskers avf�da! Skulle ni bli rentv�dda av dopet och st� vita som sn� bland Guds heliga? Nej s�ger jag: aldrig! Jag �r gammal i g�rden, jag har sett f�r mycket, jag k�nner er. Ingen biskop eller kyrkofader f�r mig att tro n�got s�dant. Hur skulle det g� att sl�ppa in Nordm�n i himmelriket? Ni skulle gripa efter heliga jungfrur med otuktigt tal, h�ja h�rskri mot serafer och �rke�nglar och skr�na efter mj�d inf�r Guds eget anlete! Nej, nej, jag vet vad jag talar om: helvetet �r den enda platsen f�r er! Prisad vare den Allsm�ktige i evigheten, amen.

[english]

Bloodwolves, manslaughterers and sowers of discord! Whore-mongers and swine of Gomorrah! Belzebub's chosen, Satans weeds and Basilisk excrement! Would you receive salvation from being baptized, and stand white as snow among Gods holy ones? No, I say: never! I am old, and I have seen too much, I know you too well. No bishop or clergyman can make me believe otherwise. What would happen if Nords were allowed entry to heaven? You would rape the holy virgins, wage berzerker war against the Seraphim and arch angels, and protest for mead in front of God himself! No, no, I know what I am talking about: hell is the only place for you! Praised be the Almighty forever, amen.


From the classic viking story "R�de Orm", which I am currently re-reading

[PandaHippie718]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
~Raoul from Fear and Loathing

"we can't stop here this is bat country."
~same

Can i just say that Fear and Loathing is my favorite movie EVER!!!

[King_Dude]

Just got finished watching Serenity, I liked it alot. little quote wont hurt

Awsome movie

DISSECTION-God Of Forbidden Light

Hail Lucifer!
Dark bringer of light
Hail Lucifer!
Giver of eternal sight

Wisdom bringer - We call upon thy name
Bestow upon us thy infernal blessings
Of the inner divine flame

Open our eyes Mighty Father
So that we may see
Guide our steps on the Burning Path
Of liberation and ecstasy

Titanic Prometheus - God of forbidden light
Your Black Flame we bear inside as a legacy of your might

Illumination's father - God of shadowless light
Black Sun of dark mysteries - Restore the dragon's sight

Mighty god of darkness
All salutations to thee
Your gift of knowledge and rebellion
Will set our spirits free

Lylusay Tateros Volt Sids Lucifer!
Lylusay Tateros Volt Sids Lucifer!

Open our eyes Mighty Father
So that we may see
Guide our steps on the Burning Path
Of liberation and ecstasy

Mighty god of darkness
All salutations to thee
Raise the hidden flames within us
Into chaos set us free

[Cheat|Raab]

"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."

[-=Penguin=-]

Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women f*cking a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.


from one of my fav movies Fear and loathing in las vegas, one of the funniest lines in the whole movie

[Cheat|Raab]

that movie is f*cked when you watch it high

[poopsmcgee]

"Thank heavens for little boys"

--Inertia

[Cheat|Raab]

"you never throw a bong kid"

-grandma's boy

[Frag0holic]

Shadow describing WoW on vent:

cMusic: [From Serenity]
The G- Paxilon Hydroclorate that we added to the air processors.
It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression.
Well, it works.
The people here stopped fighting.
And then they stopped everything else.
They stopped going to work...
they stopped breeding, talking, eating.
There's 10 million people here, and they all just let themselves die.
[Crashing]
[Gasps]
I have to be quick.
About a tenth of a percent of the population had the opposite reaction to the Pax.
Their aggressor response increased beyond madness.
They have become...
[crashing]
Well, they've killed most of us. And not just killed... they've done things...
[screams]

cShadow: - Now, replace "Pax" with "WoW"...

[King_Dude]

Shadow describing WoW on vent:


cShadow: - Now, replace "Pax" with "WoW"...

LMFAO!

+1

Thats awsome.

[Leeroy Jenkins]

every man truely lives no man truely dies
-Necromancer from War III

then honk honk the car honked its own horn!
-Fry from futurama

[-=Penguin=-]

Ya know I got 2 states of mind, stoned and asleep
First I hit the sweet leaf, and then I have nice dreams
When I get up, I wake and bake, take a piss and shake
My clock stopped at Four-twenty, what you want me to say
I stay blazed all day, no matter where I�m creepin�
Hot boxing on your block, and at the spot on the weekends
You�ll see smoke risin�, Just who could it be
It�s my rhyme and crime partner, D. dash L. O. C.


First verse in one of my favorite stoner songs 4-2-0 by Kottonmouth Kingz

[Crusader]

"The b*tch is dead now" - James Bond
~ The last words of Casino Royale by Ian Fleming

[XxsilverboyxX]

"This sh*t is f*ckin crazy, i don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. i heard some growlin an sh*t out in the yard, so my roommate and i, we go to check this sh*t out. I look up in the tree, and there's the f*cking king of the jungle...He was starin right at me, i almost sh*t my pants. So i ran inside and called the 5-0" - Dante from Grandma's Boy

[Frag0holic]

"All men who break the bars of mediocrity commit frightful sins" -from John Steinbeck's Cup of Gold.

and on a lighter note,

(through the thick fog)
Obelix: "Is it always foggy in Britain?"
Joliotrix: "Good heavens no, only when it's not raining!"
(torrential rainfall starts)

[MainEvent]

See my siggy from Severance...

Edited by MainEvent, 10 July 2007 - 01:06 PM.

[Cheat|Raab]

"With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
" - Monty from Waiting...

[At The Gates]

Well they are all dead now....
All of them??.....
yup all of them
how did you kill them all??
I turned off the computer

-my dad after getting pissed of at Doom 3 on the computer.
and me asking him how he killed them all.