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[Black Hat]

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy kids.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I reckon about 20 or so. One's gonna get a lucky below the belt punch in at some point and it's pretty much game over at that point.

[Cabol]

Send any amount of 5 year olds you want, I'll squash them like a bug.

That's the advantage of being bigger and stronger then they are. Hand to Hand experts or not, they are just 5 year olds who don't know what you know.



Hooray for knowing Martial Arts !

[Kass]

I would also say around th e20-25ish mark, beating up kindergarteners takes alot more energy then one imagines

[Riel]

I could take em all just give them candy and glue sticks. No one said they couldn't have fun or if they had to beat you up

[Massacre]

now if i got a good hit in i cud kill a 5 yr old with one shot but as black hat said if they hit ur nuts ur down even if they just grazed the nuts they will all c how much pain ur in and go for the balls every punch/kick there is no way i cud fight or even walk after being kick in the balls hard enough

[ashbash]

lol yeah 20-25 but i am worried about u blackhat if wot u think of is knocking out 5yr olds!!!


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[Kass]

everyone has fantasized about beating the sh*t out of children.... i've thought about punching new borns =P

[Massacre]

everyone has fantasized about beating the sh*t out of children.... i've thought about punching new borns =P

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lets just say hes joking so i can sleep tonight

[ThugLife]

you guys are idiots..

[Kass]

lol eating your heart???

.....maybe i shouldn't be going to uni to become an elementary teacher

[Saftey Garza]

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[capn]

20 - 25 5 yr olds? Come on guys...

I could opnly see that if you were maybe like 14 years old. For someone that is 20 you have some really key advantages. First, obviously you are stronger then them (other than Kass ) Secondly, you said you would fight in an arena the size of a basketball court. Clearly you should be able to outrun the little f*ckers. Guerilla tactics if it gets too rough. Send any amount my way, would be one hell of a fight if I was a sadistic bastard that punched little kids.

Ill stick to eating babies thank you.

Sickos.......

[Kass]

kids don't run out of energy man, you can only run so long...

eating babie is good though....so tender *drool*

[.:Purple Haze:.]

the real question is who the hell coems with an idea like this ne way lol.

[Riel]

silence of the yalclays(lambs)

[capn]

A thought occured to me

All you have to do is pick up one kid by his feet and start swinging him around using him as a weapon. I think that would give quite a good advantage.

[Kass]

that would add a few more kids to the possible number you could take down, but would require more energy

[ThugLife]

again..

you guys are idiots..

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[ashbash]

A thought occured to me

All you have to do is pick up one kid by his feet and start swinging him around using him as a weapon.  I think that would give quite a good advantage.

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lol a 5 yr old instead of a knife on cs:s tht wud be cool as hell

[Kass]

lol a 5 yr old instead of a knife on cs:s tht wud be cool as hell    

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lol