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#1 Halcomb

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 07:52 AM

sh*t looks amazing.

Like really amazing.

It's all, "Look at me. I use the U3 engine and sh*t."

I'm like, "wh*re."

And its like, "Yeah. I am, but I have aliens and look f*cking amazing. Plus I have single player, and I f*ck your friends behind your back."

"But Alien Swarm kinda looks good and has Aliens."

"f*ck that sh*t. Does it f*cking look like me? Does it do those things I showed you?"

"... well. No."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm basically like what Samuel L. Jackson would look like in a violent f*cking movie, except he has a vagina and awesome graphics."

"Well that doesn't sound pleasing..."

"I'll f*cking cut you."





sh*t hurts. Heavy on gfx, and it comes without a way to tone them down.
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#2 Killian

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 08:06 AM

I don't really know what game you prefer after this...
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#3 Stubs

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 08:12 AM

I'm confused
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#4 Halcomb

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 09:19 AM

It was a trap. A dark and bitter trap.

It was pretty, but the f*cking "monsters/aliens" looked like 2d potatoes of various colors flying at you. Not so pretty.

Stick with the swarm.
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#5 --B u b b z S2

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 12:09 PM

Uhhhhhh . W.H.A.T o.O
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#6 MainEvent

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 12:42 PM

I'm 12 and what is this?
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#7 Black_Lotus

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 05:13 PM

Sounds like Alien Swam > Alien Breed. That makes me teh sads b/c I needed
another crazy game like A.S. lolz.
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