A black man walks into a bar and shouts "Everyone the drinks are on me, my wife jus gave birth to my first son!!!"
As he is downing his third drink, the barman ask "so what'd he weight?"
"Aw man, hes a big baby musta weighed 20 pounds!!" the black man replies.
A couple of weeks later, the black man comes into the bar again, the barkeep recognises him and, "hi hows the son going?"
"hey man, yeah hes good."
"How big is he now?"
"Hes a nice 10 pounds or so."
"But wasnt he 20 pounds when he was born?"
The black man smiles, "Yeah, but I had him circumcised last week."
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Baby talk
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Chewbacca
, Jul 04 2005 01:50 AM
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