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[Constantine]

I'll remember this forever.....

In college our team had to swim in the off-season during winter at 6:00AM 5 days a week. Brutal, especially in Washington State where it snows and cold as can be. Anyways, swimming plus cold weather and the water not drying in my ears lead to a yeast infection in my inner ear. So, I scoop out this goup for around 3 months and walk around not hearing anything for 3 months. Flet like I had pillows wrapped around my head. I thought it would just go away, but one day at practice I was running to the outfield and vertigo hit me and I fell straight to the ground, grabbing the grass, and watched the earth spin at a dizzying speed. Meanwhile our coach was screaming at me to get up and "what the f*ck are you doing!"

Now the doctor visit.....

I get sent to a ear specialist who walks me into a room with a horizontal table with handlebars to hold on to. The nurse tips my head sideways while the doctor inserts this tiny suction devise to suck this goup out. He goes all the way to the eardrum, while the nurse is smashing my head into the table. Man, that memory still gives me the chills......

Not to mention all the sh*t I got from my team for getting a yeast infection in my ear...


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[monster]

A few years ago my friend passed kidney stones. I wouldn't wish that upon my enemies.

[Yalclay]

Well, I was very young when this happened and I don't believe I can recall exactly what occured or the extent of the pain I felt. Yet, I know that it was the most painful surgical experience I have every had. What is it you may ask? Well it would have to be circumcision. Some say infants don't feel pain yet I know I was crying out when it happened.

Edited by Yalclay, 13 October 2005 - 04:01 PM.

[Sgt. Bojo]

A few years ago my friend passed kidney stones. I wouldn't wish that upon my enemies.

heheh that reminds me of kramer passing his stones


anyways, i haven't had anything too horrible, but i did have a slight asthma attack when i was like 10... that was no fun, i had to breath into this green tube and it tasted soo bad.

and also about 2 summers ago it was like 2 a.m. and i was biking home really fast, well my shoes and pedals were wet, and biking fast naturally i stood on the pedals, anyways one of my feet slipt of the pedal i nailed my tail bone on the edge of my hard plastic seat, then i slid down and sat on the frame for about 15 seconds. i could barely walk, didnt go to the doctors, though i definetly should have!

Edited by Sgt. Bojo, 13 October 2005 - 04:25 PM.

[iMSeRiOuS]

I'll remember this forever.....

In college our team had to swim in the off-season during winter at 6:00AM 5 days a week. Brutal, especially in Washington State where it snows and cold as can be. Anyways, swimming plus cold weather and the water not drying in my ears lead to a yeast infection in my inner ear. So, I scoop out this goup for around 3 months and walk around not hearing anything for 3 months. Flet like I had pillows wrapped around my head. I thought it would just go away, but one day at practice I was running to the outfield and vertigo hit me and I fell straight to the ground, grabbing the grass, and watched the earth spin at a dizzying speed. Meanwhile our coach was screaming at me to get up and "what the f*ck are you doing!"

Now the doctor visit.....

I get sent to a ear specialist who walks me into a room with a horizontal table with handlebars to hold on to. The nurse tips my head sideways while the doctor inserts this tiny suction devise to suck this goup out. He goes all the way to the eardrum, while the nurse is smashing my head into the table. Man, that memory still gives me the chills......

Not to mention all the sh*t I got from my team for getting a yeast infection in my ear...
C

ouch that must of hurt man... something similar happened to me but i didnt go to a doctor so they could rape me . When did this happen ???? like recently or a long time ago?

[fisty]

One day we were playing home run derby on a softball field. I was next to hit and a friend of mine had just been struck out. He (out of a fit of rage) threw the bat at the cage, luckily my head was there to stop it. I lost something like 2/5 of the body's blood and spent 2 nights in the hospital.

Another not so painful but horrifying story was when I got crabs. I had to buy dog shampoo and use this tiny fine-toothed comb to get 'em out. The worst part was explaining to my g/f at the time how she got them as well.

[monster]

Just shave your nuts.

[Sgt. Bojo]

One day we were playing home run derby on a softball field. I was next to hit and a friend of mine had just been struck out. He (out of a fit of rage) threw the bat at the cage, luckily my head was there to stop it. I lost something like 2/5 of the body's blood and spent 2 nights in the hospital.

Another not so painful but horrifying story was when I got crabs. I had to buy dog shampoo and use this tiny fine-toothed comb to get 'em out. The worst part was explaining to my g/f at the time how she got them as well.

yea that bat might have gone off to like break a window or somethin, good job at stopping that!

[NC Derek]

i had a root canal about 5 months ago, it didnt hurt at all. but i hear from a lot of people its the most painful thing in the world. i had so much puss in my dead tooth. it splurted all over the dentist's face, and he didnt have any glasses on or anything. haha. sorry const. also in the 5th grade at recess i had my head shoved in a pole. it was an accident. anyways there blood all over my friends arm, he starts panicing that hes bleeding. turns out its shooting from my head to his arm. i didnt even feel it. so my friend pics me up,even though he couldnt carry me hes just screaming 'dereks dying, dereks dying' i was laughing actually. helet me down, we both ran to the office. i went to the dr's. i lost a cup of blood. no stitches though, he said hed haveto shave my head, i said no way. so now i have a little bump there where it healed on its own.yeah my nerves suck. i never feel anything. like when i broke my arm, i just went to my friends house and played aoe2, after breaking my arm playing bball, found out2 days later when i couldnt move it. never noticed my dead tooth, cracked head. nothing, i just hope i dont get shot in the leg, i would only know i did bc i would fall.

[Anonymous]

I took a class caled Micro. Bio of Cancer and AIDS in college. Lets just say the only cure for penile cancer is the removal of the penis. I squirmed all class after learning that.

-Defeater

[Novahawk]

Once i got hit in the neck with a huge boulder... this was like in 3rd grade... i was just running around and suddenly i get hit in the neck with a huge boulder.. i was like wtf... why the f*ck were they throwing huge boulders to each other... it made no sense...

[darth d1zzy]

as many i u know i just got my bir toe toenail removed yeah it hurt like a b*tch when he dig under my nail but thats not the worst

ummm the worst one is i was fooling around at a hockey rink crouched on the boards right near the home team bench stood up then a kid on the ice took a slap shot also hit me but i ducked and cut open the area between me eye and eyebrow i didnt really feel anything but i couldnt see through my right eye notice a pool of blood under me and i knew that wasnt a good sign went to the hopistal and got like 20 stitches
i still have blood stains on the shirt i was wearing(kept it as a souvenir)
man good times good times

[anadate]

once i got hit in the head with a golf club....got staples....

as well got staples in the head only 2 of them but the b*tch nurse didn't use anything to numb it :(
busted my head with a fence post driver at work yes i am a dumb ass

[Kass]

i've had surgery on my jaw.. and in the dingle berries.. and actual surgery, not a vasectomy

[mattr1]

One day we were playing home run derby on a softball field. I was next to hit and a friend of mine had just been struck out. He (out of a fit of rage) threw the bat at the cage, luckily my head was there to stop it. I lost something like 2/5 of the body's blood and spent 2 nights in the hospital.

Another not so painful but horrifying story was when I got crabs. I had to buy dog shampoo and use this tiny fine-toothed comb to get 'em out. The worst part was explaining to my g/f at the time how she got them as well.

omfg i just laughed so incredibly hard at that rofl...... oh my god man..

[keira]

Had reconstructive foot surgery earlier this year. Doctor fused a piece of bone graph, put an implant and a titanium screw in my foot. Was out for 3 months and still recovering. Need to have it done to my other foot too which I'm not looking forward to

[Frag0holic]

I've always had strong bones so I've never broken anything, though my balls can't take too much beating I smashed my left nut on the frame of my bike one time when I jumped off a set of stairs.. It hurt like a b*tch to say the least.. I dunno if it works anymore. Not exactly a medical procedure story though.

[Dr. White]

Ah yes, the most painful medical procedure I believe I did was when I had to replace the knee of a car-crash victims leg. Luckily, he was knocked out from the near fatal crash.

It was scary, but after it was all done, the joint moved at a perfect 0-90*angle again.

Haha, I remember I smacked Nurse Lynn accross the face for doubting me.

[CakeCutter]

When I was about in 3rd grade I was riding my bike and fell over and dislocated my elbow so it was pointing the other way.

That was probably the worse but just recently I fell skateboarding and broke my thumb and its a pain in the ass trying to play CSS or do anything for that matter but its gettin better

[Aziz]

just count the amount of "like"'s

man, i have so many scars and medical procedures that probably a whole army of WW2 doesnt have... but thank god you cant see most of em.. most of them are on my head... this one time i hit the side of a door... i got 2 scars. the doctor said if one of them was half an inch higher, id have lost an eye.. if the other one was a half an inch lower, id have been dead. sweet, bedtime story