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[fisty]

Option #1:

Stranded on a tropical island with 3 beautiful women. Endless supply of Miller-Lite. Endless viagra and the women are all blind, tall, fit, and ready.

Option #2:

Playing Counter-Srike, getting head, and a chance to kick Ashley Simpson in the taint.

Option #3:

Weatherman in San Diego making 3 million a year, but you have a gorilla banging u in the ass as you work.

[The Dublin]

Option 2: Option 1 gives you an endless suplly of kids on your island in 9 months, and god damn gorilla dick hurts man!

[monster]

This thread is so close to getting closed. Oh wait... it's in the spam section..... well then!


They all have their good, and bad points... hmmmm

I could probably go without counterstrike, and I've played enough counterstrike without getting head that it wouldn't make a huge difference. Being on an island would drive me crazy, and getting f*cked by a gorilla would scar me for life (err... physically and mentally).


Come to think of it, there is no real bad thing about playing cs, getting head, and a chance to kick Ashly simpson in the taint (provided the head is good, and from a woman; ashly simpson must be naked; and my cs:s kdr is 2.0 or better).

lol

[Aziz]

hahahahahahahahahaha......!!!!
ill take portions of all options.. cs, 3 beatiful gals, beer, id ad some good Cali Columbian Herbs, and 3 mil a year!!

but the gorilla part man... i dno!

[Frag0holic]

yeah man... I could do without a gorilla humping my ass. I've had enough experience of that on the servers!!
Why three BLIND women though (your secret fetish? ). It would probably only complicate things.

Edited by Frag0holic, 18 October 2005 - 03:18 AM.

[Aziz]

yeah man... I could do without a gorilla humping my ass. I've had enough experience of that on the servers!!
Why three BLIND women though (your secret fetish? ). It would probably only complicate things.

nah, they are blind so they wouldnt see your face, frag... otherwise theyd swim away

[Novahawk]

LMAO.. but yeah.. i think id go with the first option... and where the f*ck did you come up with a gorilla ass humping??? its so wierd i was on a surf server yestrday and there was a picture of a gorilla humping this one guy's ass... i was like wtf.. and then there's this!

[NC Derek]

im going to go with aziz's option. lets call that option 4. all agree?

[Kass]

why would you need viagra to f*ck three beautiful women?

i think he meant blond

Edited by Kass, 18 October 2005 - 12:59 PM.

[fisty]

No I definitley meant blind. Couldnt tell you why... just thought the women would be more submissive without the use of all 5 senses.

[ShLoNkY]

b*tches and beer will NEVER get old. too bad miller light sucks ass.

[fisty]

I love Coors light, HATE bud light, and like Miller lite. ANyone ever had a beer called Sunshine? It's made by fat-tire in Colorado. Fat Tire beer kicks ass as well.

[iMSeRiOuS]

ill go with 2 man, i dont wanna get ass f*cked by any gorilla or be stranded in an island. O.o

[CakeCutter]

option 2...god i hate that talentless b*tch..

oh yeah wheres the option with the magical forest of ganja?

[EmoStriker]

If I chose the womans... and we get babies... can I eat them?!, I mean... option one is the best :P

[anadate]

This is unfair you never said what the gorilla looked like.. i can buy all that other sh*t with the 3 mill

[kidcapri]

Someone has been listening to the lewis black cd a little too much. Gorilla f*cking a weatherman up the ass in san diego = straight out of the lewis black cd.

[mattr1]

alright, wheni saw the name of this thread i thought it was about video cards or processors or something... and i find its about getting rammed inthe ass by monkeys and kicking ashley simpson in the taint.. hahahahahahaha wow, most random thing ive seen alll month