>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>(((RING))))
>>>>
>>>>**Pick Up**
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Hello?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
>>>>Paul "
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Brief Pause
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.
>>>>
>>>>Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the >>>>bedroom
>>>
>>>>door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"I did it Daddy"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"And what happened honey?" he asked
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
>>>>ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the
>>>>dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
and
>>>>he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
>>>
>>>>guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
it.
>>>>He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>***Long Pause***
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>***Longer Pause**
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486 -5731 ??
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