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[ShLoNkY]

Watching the Fiat smoke the porsche in the previous topic made me think of a great idea.

#1 goto car rental place
#2 Rent the smallest, lightest, cheapest car you can find (Geo tracker, metro or similar)
#3 Buy Nitrous oxide fogger kit
#4 Bolt it on your nice rental car
#5 Tune it as to give about an extra 250 horses to your exting 1.2L 65 HP engine
#6 Find some dickbag with a fast car and race him for pinkslips
#7 Get it in writing
#8 GOTO 1/4 mile racetrace
#9 Put car into 2nd gear and dump the clutch off the line
#10 Shift directly into the highest gear and hit NOS button
#11 Pray

At this point one of two things will happen. #1 you will run a sub 11 second 1/4 mile time which will beat dickbags car, thus giving you a free sports car. #2 your engine will blow up and it would be funny as hell

IF you lose then give dickbag the rental car bill (which is hopefully pink)

(this should prolly be in "general spam" cuz its not that funny)

Edited by ShLoNkY, 25 November 2005 - 10:44 PM.

[Novahawk]

no the thing with that fiat.. it light as hell... the porshe has alot of horse power... but its heavy.. the fiat is just really really light..

[Aziz]

lol... i thought i had too much free time on my hands sometimes.

[iMSeRiOuS]

lol that sh*t is funny. aziz you should go try that.

[ShLoNkY]

a car like a Metro (old ones have a less than 1L engine) could prolly handle a 200 HP shot of NoS because the clutch would just slip like a b*tch. This would be equivalent to a limited slip differential. The car is so light the internals really wouldnt be stressed all that much to move it down the track. ( i would advbise returning it to rental place before running it down the track more than a few times as the pistons would most likely melt) A very light car with 250 HP would SCREW. My buddy had a 92 eclipse FWD (small older ones) with all the fixing and a 20G Turbo. At 24lbs of boost would provide about 350HP to the WHEELS. Needless to say it would SMOKE a brand new corvette like it was going backwards. Anyone willing to rent the car in their name and ol' ShLonkY'll spring for the rental fee.