21 replies to this topic

[The_Law]

Someone broke into my house and stole my new ps2 and 8 games. I know who it was, but no one knows where he lives. Very angry. Rest assured, when I find him... 20 gasoline filled jars all aflame shall be tossed into his windows.

[NC Derek]

man that sucks. why just a ps2? tell me your ps2 isnt the most expensive thing in your house. haha im just kidding. seriously though, you can turn in the serial number in it, so it cant be sold you know like if they took it and tried to sell it to eb. or you could jsut find and kick their ass.

[J.Pizzack]

people are bastard covered bastards with bastard filling

[Billy Pumper]

its ok man i f*cking hate ppl two, i have a list of ppl i am gonna f*ck i am just waiting a long time when they forget about what they did then one day omg wtf why would someone do something to me that would cost me 4 thousand dollars. i am a f*cking asshole

[c_raid]

get em killer

[Sgt. Bojo]

sons of b*tches... kick his ass seabass!

[monster]

heh. Some dicksmack broke into my garage and stole everything out of my deep freeze.... what a prick. That c*nt took like $500 worth of meat and groceries.


He also took a bunch of my roommates stuff, but that's not important.... heh.

[Novahawk]

LMAO monster... yeah but that sucks though.. a ps2 and 8 games.. you know maybe it was sony employees.. they're like.. you know we should steal his ps2 so hes gonna be like f*ck this and just wait and buy a ps3!! it could be true.. you dont know..

[NC Derek]

yeah that sucks, i woke up this morning with a ps2 and 8 games next to my bed. god i was so drunk last night, i dont even remember what happened.

[*3RD sfg* killswitch]

Sorry to hear the bro. my GFs two neighbors got broke into they even drank the kids juice boxes that is f*cked up stole everything... so i now have a concealed weapon license and a .45 let a mofo break in and get filled with some hollow points.  mygun.jpg   26.57KB   21 downloads

[$VT-c0brA]

yeah sorry to hear bout this man.....might wanna check out dereks pad for the stuff....
j/k man.....but if you wanna prevent your pad from getting robbed then just do what i do.......fill your house and yard w/ the best protection money can buy......pitbulls....pitbulls...and more pitbulls......
no one will come in and if your lucky it they will also keep out your mother in-law.... ...not kidding!

[Aziz]

if your lucky it they will also keep out your mother in-law.... ...not kidding!

HAHA!!

[ShLoNkY]

I just pray that I'm in the house if someone breaks into it. 3" #4 Buckshot and a cylinder choke tube in my beretta autoloader should do the trick just fine. Pitbulls are very effective. Bigass signs that say "Beware of Owner" and an N.R.A Life Member sticker on the front door is almost as effective. Kill those f*ckers that stole your sh*t.......

[NC Derek]

its funny, i got all these cuts and glass shards on my right hand. i still dont know what to do with all these ps2 games. anyways, i hope you find the guy.

[Aziz]

its funny, i got all these cuts and glass shards on my right hand. i still dont know what to do with all these ps2 games. anyways, i hope you find the guy.

You're a pretty funny guy, Derek. Fool.


So, when are we playing those games... you're coming over for some action, arent you?

[NC Derek]

You're a pretty funny guy, Derek. Fool.
So, when are we playing those games... you're coming over for some action, arent you?

i better get some action at your place. aziz. you keep changing your sig. im expecting a naked man in the next one. (puuurrrrs)

[Aziz]

i better get some action at your place. aziz. you keep changing your sig. im expecting a naked man in the next one. (puuurrrrs)

I'm just waiting for an opportune moment. Trying to keep you guessing when the real sh*t will come in

[The_Law]

I missed where the hate left and the gay entered.

/begin De-gay
***operation fail***
/gaymode off
***operation fail***
System predicts Aziz maximum gayness in 27 hours, suggest fleeing to 3rd world country with dogs that shoot bees from their mouths.

[Aziz]

lol.



Cobra:
"Mother-in-Law being a b*tch? Check out our collection of flamethrowers!"

Haha. GTA: San Andeas Quote - Ammunition Store.

[Nayr]

he broke into your house? 1) call police 2) double-tap him in the skull