41 replies to this topic

[Yatzee_Squirrel]

when i was younger i locked my little brother in the trunk of my moms car and then left him there for a while

[Stoned Hatter]

i cut my neck on the vain 3 almost 4 years ago on the jug and lived. was a dumb move with a sword

[c_raid]

been high for more than 2 weeks straight

[At The Gates]

have had my foot ran over, and flown off the hood of my buddys car at 35mph...all in the same night...and same buddy.

[iMSeRiOuS]

lol i just got suspended from school 5 days for peeing in a bookbag.... lolz my parents are kind of mad ftw.

[Sgt. Bojo]

imserious you have a problem with pissing locations

[darth d1zzy]

lol i just got suspended from school 5 days for peeing in a bookbag.... lolz my parents are kind of mad ftw.

just say your were marking the bookbag, to keep the other kids away

[iMSeRiOuS]

yeah lol im sure that will come along just fine

[IWantWhiteCastle]

lol i just got suspended from school 5 days for peeing in a bookbag.... lolz my parents are kind of mad ftw.

lol wtf is wrong with you..didnt earlier you say you pee'd on a kid..you're a sick kid lol

[Novahawk]

as my gym coach would say: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

[*3RD sfg* killswitch]

lol i just got suspended from school 5 days for peeing in a bookbag.... lolz my parents are kind of mad ftw.

at least you dont poop in your sock like Gaara lol he said he does that then hits people with it hahahaa crazy Gaara

Edited by *3RD sfg* killswitch, 27 February 2006 - 01:32 PM.

[monster]

Broke up with a girl 1 day after she had my abortion... FTW :-)

Edited by monster, 01 March 2006 - 06:55 PM.

[ShLoNkY]

^^------ HAHA. I got a ticket for disorderly conduct for taking a piss down an allyway. When I went to court, I found out that the fine $210 bucks. The guy before me got a ticket for possesion of weed. Fine for him=$150. This made ole' ShLoNkY pretty pissed off that possesion of an ILLEGAL drug carries a lesser fine than taking a leak at 3am.

When I talked to the judge: He said something like "Well I won't read off what you did to save you embarrasment." (there was like 150 people in the courtroom)

I Replied. "What the hell kinda crap is this that I have to pay more of a fine than someone that got caught with Illegal drugs?? This is a Joke, YOU are a joke and this whole town is a joke.... Why don't you send me to jail instead??"

The DA told me that I was prety much f*cked, so I made a scene it was funny.

[Yatzee_Squirrel]

caught on fire last night while camping out with billy and a lot of alcohol

great fun

[kidcapri]

One night I took a sh*t in my neighbors front yard and stuck a candle in it and lit it. He noticed that there was a candle in his front yard about 10 minutes later. As we were hiding in the bushes, we saw him come out side to put the candle out and almost vomit.

[nachos18]

tried to buy 1 egg (they come in dozens) in a supermarket....and got thrown out after trying to buy 1 cookie too.

stole the keys of a room from a hotels reception (we were not staying at the hotel) and broke into one of the rooms, we stole like 1 dollar from it.

ooo ! told the school psycologist that he was gay...haha

started a miniature fire in biology class on 7th grade....we hooked up paper clips to our pecils and then stuck them into the electrical sockets. this created sparks, which in turn created a fire...haha

Edited by nachos18, 05 March 2006 - 12:24 AM.

[Haven]

I lit a cornfield on fire with a roman candel............Wally
When I was six I liked to hit golf balls, I nailed a guy in the nads across the free way.
Had to take a sh*t really bad, so I went in the elevator and sharded at disney world.....everyone that came out was like WTF!?!?!?!

Edited by Haven, 05 March 2006 - 11:09 PM.

[Kass]

i f*cked a girl the the bathroom of a stippers condo.. and the stripper wasn't there. i also hit my buddy with my car going 50 cause he wouldn't step out of the way.

[Joe Zombie]

I put some dog sh*t in my friends mail box

[Glacius]

told a foreign lady in her native tongue to stop cutting her big fat ass in line at wal mart lol