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[IWantWhiteCastle]

http://www.i-am-bore...m?link_id=16294

[Aziz]

Haha.
That's pretty funny.


Who ever started this thing?

[Billy Pumper]

im glad chuck is taking these light heartedly and has a sense of humor. you have to think that he deep down loves these things.

[Frag0holic]

haha that's great.. I'm no fan of Norris jokes, but that was funny.

[RogueAlly]

chuck norris ftw... but damn he has trouble reading

[monster]

That's f*cking awsome.

[Aziz]

So, does anyone has an answer to my question? Who started this whole movement? Somebody had to... and why.

[IWantWhiteCastle]

So, does anyone has an answer to my question? Who started this whole movement? Somebody had to... and why.

dunno, but its like a year old now..don't really know the reasoning behind it but hey, this IS the internet

[iMSeRiOuS]

i seriously dont get why they made up chuck norris jokes... like i dont get that at all.... like is something special about him

[Ezekiel]

So, does anyone has an answer to my question? Who started this whole movement? Somebody had to... and why.

I think it started with the dodge ball movie. Where Ben Stiller's character says, "f*ckin Chuck Norris! I should have won that trophy."

Least that's my theory.

Edited by Ezekiel, 17 March 2006 - 02:13 PM.

[Aziz]

Lol.
That's pretty funny.
Any more theories?

[Frag0holic]

I don't know why it all started but I think Lee Ermey (Full Metal Jacket) would be more fun to make jokes like that about.

[adrian]

f*cking Chuck Norris!!!

[monster]

I think Lee Ermey (Full Metal Jacket) would be more fun to make jokes like that about.

Except nobody knows who he is. Who doesn't know who chuck norris is? He can deliver a kick, which could shatter bones.

[Fuz_master]

Chuck Norris kicks ass! LOL jk He's a cheesedick.

[Frag0holic]

well f*ck, who has seen Walker Texas Ranger and hasn't seen Full Metal Jacket? they should go f*ck themselves. Seriously Norris aint got sh*t on Ermy.

[Fuz_master]

Yah my grandma used to watch Walker Texas Ranger. It is seriously the most horribly written show, ever. And Chuck Norris looked like a dumbass.

[monster]

Chuck Norris Biography

When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."

But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.

From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.

Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

Chuck's intense drive and determination extended beyond his martial arts and acting career. He became an offshore powerboat racer with speeds of 140 miles per hour. In 1991, Chuck with his team and sponsor "Popeye Chicken" won the World Off Shore Powerboat championships. Then he went on to setting a new world record by racing a 38 foot Scarab boat 605 miles across the Great Lakes, from Chicago to Detroit, in 12 hours and 8 minutes.

In 1988, Chuck wrote his autobiography, "The Secret of Inner Strength", for Little Brown Publishing, which became a New York Times Best Seller. He followed up a few years later with a second book, "The Secret Power Within: Zen Solutions to Real Problems", also with Little Brown Publishing.

Chuck was asked how he would like to be remembered. Chuck's answer was as a Humanitarian. He has gotten a good start by:

1.) Being the spokesperson for United Way, doing an eight-minute commercial, which helped bring in over two billion dollars.

2.) Veterans Administration spokesperson visiting over 12 V.A. hospitals and speaking with World War II, Korean and Vietnam War Veterans including one from World War I.

3.) Winning the 1998 Epiphany award on Walker, Texas Ranger for the best Christian program.

4.) The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.

5.) Actively involved with the Make A Wish Foundation for 20 years by making dreams come true for terminally ill children.

6.) BMI Music Television Award for Walker, Texas Ranger theme song, "Eyes of a Ranger".

7.) Texas Ranger Hall of Fame.

8.) Commissioned Police Officer for Terrell, Texas.

9.) Motivational speaker for many Christian ministries, such as T.D. Jakes Ministry, Trinity Broadcasting, and Bill Glass Crusade.

But Chuck thinks his most rewarding accomplishment was the creation of his Kick-Start Foundation. With the help of President George Bush, Chuck implemented a program teaching the martial arts to 150 high-risk children at M C Williams Middle School in Houston, Texas, as part of the school curriculum. The program was so successful in helping these kids raise their self-esteem and instilling discipline and respect, as well as getting them out of gangs, that the program is now in 30 schools with over 4,200 young boys and girls actively participating.

Edited by monster, 20 March 2006 - 12:59 PM.

[Frag0holic]

Buddhist, Jew and Christian. Why am I not surprised?
The ppl who make Norris jokes do not know this, thus Ermy is a better candidate just judging from screen performance. But you do have a point there Monster.