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[Billy Pumper]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden, smiling as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears almost formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she stopped moving and began to stare at the ground. He went over to see what natural marvel had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Long-legs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Long-legs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long-legses."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, before lifting her foot and stomping them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden," she said.


saw this on another forum this morning and thought you guys would enjoy

[Novahawk]

Hahahahahhaha... nice one billy... haha.. that's hilarious...

[RogueAlly]

LOL, good sh*t man... I remember the days when I used to play with the spiders, always liked wolf spiders more myself.

*splat*

[Aziz]

I would like to see the Dad's face!

[ShLoNkY]

That is pretty f*ckin funny. We should start a thread dedicated to jokes....

[$VT-c0brA]

ROFL @ Pumper,,,,
nice find......I can see my little girl doing that sh*t man......funny stuff........

[iMSeRiOuS]

lmfao that f*cking made me laugh man nice find