40 replies to this topic

[Tyler Durden]

I would put on my +5 armor of devastation linked with my +1 rings of fire and +15 attack broadsword of mithrin and kick your f*cking ass.

[NC Derek]

ill f*ck you all up. bench 240lbs. i think i could throw anyone by the neck here. ive done it to 3 of my suitemates. they dont talk to me now. a sponged record will have me kick your durden ass

Edited by NC Derek, 08 May 2006 - 06:17 PM.

[Sniprwulf]

ill f*ck you all up. bench 240lbs. i think i could throw anyone by the neck here. ive done it to 3 of my suitemates. they dont talk to me now. a sponged record will have me kick your durden ass

anddddd your penis is still half the size of mine

[Tyler Durden]

The inventor of Fight Club can't be beaten. Just look a Lou...

"I'm f*ckin Lou...who the f*ck are you?"

[NC Derek]

i will slap you down to the ground until you scream like a sissy girl

[J.Pizzack]

this topic is kinda ghey...
Pizzack is 230 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal...
Derek I will step on you,...and when im done, ill go home and go to bed

[Inertia]

Bed is where i'm gonna put you with my mad p90 skilz. Here comes the dirt nap J.Pizzack

[Fuz_master]

I will bash all of your skulls in with a claw hammer. Except NC Derek, he sounds scary.

[Massacre]

Then I guess I'll have to pull out my nine and pop a cap in your hammer-wielding b*tch ass. After that I'll seduce Derek and pwn him while he sleeps next to me in the bed.

[ellisracing58]

while you and derek are sleeping together i will come and knife both of you in the back

[Cleric]

You maybe hot sh*t in your little racing go-cart but I woul run your ass over with my car and then do donuts around your roadkilled ass!!!

[Fuz_master]

Then you would run over my land mine with your peice of sh*t car

[Cleric]

If you had a landmine you would probably blow yourself up trying to set it. In which case the only way you would kill me is if i died of laughter.

ie me watching you in my lawn chair and my rum and coke would pwn you.

Edited by Cleric, 23 May 2006 - 10:54 AM.

[Fuz_master]

But little do you know your rum and coke is poisoned. Then I take your lawn chair as you collapse to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

[ellisracing58]

and then while you are laughing with Cleric's lawnchair, i would come and pwn you with a 22

[Fuz_master]

Yah u got me. You blew a hole in my skull so u got me.I'm pwned

[ellisracing58]

finally lol

[Stoned Hatter]

easy i would cut his head off with my katana sword


but i don't want to kill anyone on boss lol

[ellisracing58]

yes that is right i wouldnt get killed haha

[Blackwasp]

i would shot you in the knee cap ...then right in the face with a pump