If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
You know you're a New Englander when: "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours instead of miles.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked.
You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
The speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you!
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."
You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others
new englanders should like this one
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At The Gates
, Apr 24 2006 05:28 PM
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At The Gates
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Rolling down the street like a retard in disguise.
Posted 24 April 2006 - 05:28 PM
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wyte mafia
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 05:33 PM
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching..... YA SO THATS A GOOD THING RIGHT??? heh i love vermont!
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Billy Pumper
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 05:35 PM
what is snow?
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At The Gates
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Rolling down the street like a retard in disguise.
Posted 24 April 2006 - 06:05 PM
yeah, that blizzard one, I have to admit im guilty on that....and the speed limit one....and the wrong number one....
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 08:59 PM
what is snow?
f*ck you. That is all........
They should have added something about some soccermom in an SUV driving over the speed limit in a blizzard only to find out that 4WD will not aid them in STOPPING and land sideways in a ditch. I hate those b*tches.
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