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[ShLoNkY]

Ok this is an official Link-a-Thon. (I'm bored at work)

Heres how it works: Paste the funniest link you can find (or favorite classic) and I will judge which one is the funniest at the end of the day.

Winner gets 16,000 (sixteen thousand) worth of CSS cash which can be used to purchase your favorite weapons or items. If an admin wins, I will let him knife me in the back at their convienience.

Do not post here if you don't have a link.

Goodluck!!

[ShLoNkY]

OK to this thread has been viewed 20+ times and only 1 (one) link posted. You people can do better than this.

Participation people!!

Sobs link was good, but not really that funny. Lets see em.

EDIT: This is the funniest link/clip ever.

Edited by ShLoNkY, 29 April 2006 - 01:48 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

Another brilliant thing from my friend. I don't know where he got it. Scroll up and read the email.It is about a black guy wanting to adopt two kids....god save those two kids...Also,pay attention to what kind of Id it is.
HERE MOTHAf*ckA

[Tyler Durden]

No, I found something funnier.
400 dolphins die, not funny. What one scientist thinks happened, extremely funny.
"...disturbed and stressed..."
Emo dolphins...wow. I mean, they have so much to worry about. Mate, eat, swim, repeat.EMO DOLPHINS!

[Ezekiel]

Try this one.

And a few others. . .

1

2

3

Edited by Ezekiel, 29 April 2006 - 06:17 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

f*ck ebaum's world. That sh*t doesn't count.

[ShLoNkY]

Tyler #1 interesting, not that funny. #2 same (i saw an article about the same thing that said the govt there told the people that they should not eat the dolphins cuz they might be poisoned. It also said the ones that did eat them were not harmed) I bet dolphins are really tasty.

EZ-Kill: Didnt see first one yet, link #1 funny as hell, link #2 funny, Link #3: I hope that kid grows up and kicks that guy in the nuts - not that funny.

Edit: Ez: First link=GAY hehe


Latigo: 1st one= funny (i was kinda hopin the kid would punch the girl or something)
2nd one= f*cking awefull

Edited by ShLoNkY, 29 April 2006 - 07:17 PM.

[kid_latigo]

here
Link 1

Link 2 <-- some1 might find it funny
...dont think so

Edited by kid_latigo, 29 April 2006 - 06:42 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

Can I repost my 3rd grader link from before? If not, Big bone Lick, yes, SFW. not nsfw

He is not a real ninja. Why? Because he got caught.

MAO Maddox against Orbitz. I'm sure you have seen this. if you havn't read all of it. Especilly the final email at the bottom from Orbitz...

[ShLoNkY]

Tylers really kickin it up a notch and no you cant use the kid that drove the car.

Big bone lick=HAHAHA
Ninja+ATF=FTW (anything witgh ninjas in it is totally sweet)
Orbitz one is great: Orbitz f*cked the wrong customer. The whole "if you have a bad experience with a company you tell 10 people and have a good one tell 3 people is totally true. What he put on his site cost Orbitz 10s of thousands of dollars (or more) in lost sales and negative PR.

[Tyler Durden]

Here is something else that Maddox said, but I didn't want to post the whole thing...

Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:
Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.

Here is another one...

Some of the best things in life are free:
Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.

It is under "phrases that make my blood boil"

Edited by Tyler Durden, 29 April 2006 - 08:32 PM.

[nachos18]

FUNNIEST SITE EVER!

i should win.....

Edited by nachos18, 29 April 2006 - 08:33 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

I call shenanigans! It is a paradox, linking to previously linked sites which, following all the links, will link right back to itself....I hope your brain just exploded while trying to comprehend that...that would be cool.


Edit:

Also, we can not forget about THIS!

Edited by Tyler Durden, 29 April 2006 - 08:44 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

Another blog, this one about the matrix 3.YES! Some funny lines include...

An irrelevant nameless character in a mech suit stolen from another movie informs a hundred other mech suit thieves motivationally, "we're going to die! Hooray! Let's go and die now!" "Hooray!" they respond.

and

Too lazy to bother with any more computer graphics, the Winch-cow-ski-lamp-hatstand brothers thoughtfully wave a couple of sparklers at the camera for twenty minutes to simulate the chaos of war. If you listen carefully you can hear them in the background saying "ooh, look, I can write my name. NOO, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS! AIEE! MY EYES!"

and, of course

In the Matrix, Agent Smith eats Neo, and then Neo turns into Jesus and shoots Jesus lasers out of his eyes, which consume all the Agent Smiths with Jesus power.

there is a ton more, just read it and you will laugh your ass off or i owe you the 5 minutes (or 20 for Gaara, the illiterate sonofab*tch...jk)

[kid_latigo]

HAHA YEAH I LOVE THAT ONE 7/16" hehe

[Tyler Durden]

Do I win now hor should I post more?

[poopsmcgee]

Whenever we talk about the best sh*t on the internet maddox always seems to come up. Is it possible that his page is indeed the best page in the universe?

I have no f*cking idea.

But I agree with this.

[Xiertic]

I vote this one, it cracks me up.

Edit: And I'm not sure if this next one is funny, or very sad.

Edit #2: Evil Dead 1, 2, and Army of Darkness is the greatest movie series..... Ever.

Edited by Xiertic, 07 May 2006 - 10:23 PM.