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[Ezekiel]

Because you have to move the magnifing glass out of the way first.


Why isn't Gaara on American Idol?

[NC Derek]

because hes not american, however his voice is sexxxy

what is an ezekiel?

[ellisracing58]

he kills people easily, like Easy Kill

why is my dick longer then Derek's without the magnifying glass?

[iMSeRiOuS]

because your looking through a microscope

Why am i the leetness of the community?

[youwerekilled]

because your english is terrible which we all find to be uber cute! (see question on black people).

why do priests like imserious so much?

Edited by youwerekilled, 15 May 2006 - 07:20 PM.

[NC Derek]

because he's 14

why do white people like wayne brady so much?

[youwerekilled]

cause he makes them feel better about black people.

how much tea is there in china?

[NC Derek]

0. china consists of 5 letters in which none involve the letter T, or as you hippies spell, Tea.

how much cum can wolly's mom swallow?

[Novahawk]

sry for off topic... but huh???:

because im leet and im 14 years old and i act more mature than anybodys daddy =')

because when you stick your penis out of the ass its all with chuncky pieces of sh*t and there ya go u got your self a crunchy peanut butter bar =').

Why do black peoples dick so big?

Edit: oh and i noticed that this thread is like this one but the total opposite

Edited by Novahawk, 15 May 2006 - 07:38 PM.

[Sgt.Buttery]

To put the thread back into gear...

Why is crude oil so good?

[ellisracing58]

cuz it rhymes with nude, and nude is good

why do buttery muffins smoke cigars?

Edited by ellisracing58, 15 May 2006 - 08:32 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

Because they havn't decided to quit yet

Why are there only WHITE GUYS in BoSS?...nevermind...the racism/saying !@#$%^& stuff...

ummmm...
Why do hippies suck so bad?

[Massacre]

because they were molested and beaten as children

why do people keep going off topic?

[Tyler Durden]

Because it is more interesting than the regular topic.

Why does fast food taste better early in the morning than at regualar times?

[NC Derek]

bc most people who play video games are off topic from life.

why is massacres mom's left tit smaller than the right???

[RogueAlly]

because imserious sucked all her milk out

why is shadow the boss???

[IWantWhiteCastle]

Shadow is not the boss, Tony Danza is.

Why did someone throw their sh*tty underwear in the garbage at Lowe's yesterday?

[Ezekiel]

Because I couldn't make it to the bathroom inside.

Why do all the Mexicans live around here, and who the f*ck gave them drivers licenses?

[youwerekilled]

becaue you live in mexico and are infact the mexican president.

why did the mexican cross the border?

[NC Derek]

to get in a van with the rest of his family

why did the sun not go down last night?