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[NC Derek]

bc you dogs were humping your legs since i wasnt around....

why does prison food suck?

[RogueAlly]

because its reused hospital food

why does hospital food suck?

[$VT-c0brA]

because its refused nursing home food........




why is sushi the best sh*t on the planet......?

[Tyler Durden]

because its refused nursing home food........
why is sushi the best sh*t on the planet......?

Because it is where ninjas come from, and they are badass.

Why is seeing a mortar you lit explode 5 feet above the ground cooler than seeing it explode 100 feet above?

[$VT-c0brA]

cause by that point the acid has kicked in and you really don't care about the 3rd degree burns.......


why do i have to go and do f*cking dishes now??????????????????????

[At The Gates]

becaue you can only eat on the floor for so long..

how many games of beer pong did I play total on the 2nd-3rd-and 4th of july

[Sgt. Bojo]

12

What's beer pong?

[Tyler Durden]

Materials.
22 cups
a ton of beer
3-4 ping pong balls
1 Ping pong table

Put beer in 20 of the cups and water in 2.
Put 10 cups on each side of the table, bowlng style.
You and your opponent take turns bouncing or tossing a ball trying to land it into your opponents cups.
Once a ball lands in a cup you have to drink that beer. After the ball hits the ground or just every once in a while put the ball into the cup of water to rinse it off.
Clear all of your opponents cups before they can to you to win!

Also fun with partners or other drinks. (If you cannot get alcohol, sodas work too. After you will want to throw up all the same.

Another fun rule is you call your shot. If you get the ball in the cup you call your opponent has to drink 2.


Why did I just type all of that?

[NC Derek]

bc it's a code of law in every man's ethics. bojo is obviously a woman.

why is cobra still doing dishes hours later? hes his woman's b*tch!

[Tyler Durden]

cuz hes so VERY VERY drunk....
why does antec suck?

Somthin about them being incompetent.


How many "Slow Children Playing" signs am I going to steal tomarrow?

[Sgt. Bojo]

12

how many "Deaf children Crossing" signs will i steal tomorrow?

[NC Derek]

not enough, bc tomorrow on my way to work ill probably have to stop for some old b*tch to cross the road, and ill be laying on my horn and it wont do sh*t.

why did i get a 10 hr shift tomorrow?

[thejanitor]

cuz your a f*cking nigg3r.....


why the f*ck is this jewish thread still f*ckign open...f*ckign christ

[Tyler Durden]

cuz your a f*cking nigg3r.....
why the f*ck is this jewish thread still f*ckign open...f*ckign christ

Ummm...first post should be in the introduce yourself section.
f*cker.

[thejanitor]

Ummm...first post should be in the introduce yourself section.
f*cker.

eat a cock you stupid !@#$%^&.....ill eat your mothers c*nt and piss in her ear

eat a cock you stupid !@#$%^&.....ill eat your mothers c*nt and piss in her ear

i would like to say sorry for that comment...the crack is getting to me f*ck YOu

[Tyler Durden]

eat a cock you stupid !@#$%^&.....ill eat your mothers c*nt and piss in her ear
i would like to say sorry for that comment...the crack is getting to me f*ck YOu

Yea, you won't be using your account for a few days...3 to be precise.
Learn where to post, and to respect all members of the BoSS community. Especially the ones who are volatile and won't think twice about diasbling your account for a few days.

[*CHILIDOG*]

-SpeakerSilenced' date='Jul 6 2006, 01:26 AM' post='61688']Because its so leet for this

Why does poop smell bad?
My bad that question was really stupid what I meant to ask, is why are you all such dickheads? Well thats too broad I'm sorry, but why is shadow such a dumbass?
kk thx. noob.

Poop smells bad cause u just stepped in it.

Why did the part about shadow appear after i clicked the "quote reply" button?

[At The Gates]

because you like mexican sperm sauce...

so how many assholes are getting banned today?

[RogueAlly]

because they haven't been around long enough to know you come back

when is the tourny gonna start so i can own all the assholes?

[*CHILIDOG*]

When the assholes decide they are ready to be punished.

Why is Gordon Freeman looking at me like that?