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[$VT-c0brA]

because te gustan las pingas grandes ......y muy facil grandmothers....




why does weed make you so hungry?
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[At The Gates]

you like pingas great ......and very easy grandmothers?????? (translator came up with that)

weed doesnt make you hungry, it only enhances you Hunger you already have, turning it into hunger x10....and next thing you know, you caused the local sub shop to go out of buisness

why is cobra typing spanish when we all know hes a red neck?

Edited by At The Gates, 14 July 2006 - 08:09 PM.

[Mandraque]

porque le gusta la verga



......Why do i think i may be the only hispano in BoSS?

[At The Gates]

well then, obviously you dont know gaara

why is pizza so godamn good ?

[Mandraque]

wooo a hispano monkey!!!
...the pizza has steroids....maybe....



why is deks dam good?

[Wolapitor]

cause he hax.....duh

why is this thread so goddamn long?

[RogueAlly]

because we dont have lives

why does my head hurt?

[$VT-c0brA]

because you hit yourself in the face when you look in the mirror...........




why did i drive 127 mph the whole way back from cola....last night?

[At The Gates]

because you were reading the kmh and not the MpH

why is my bosses 68 ford galaxy 500 so pimpness?

[Inertia]

cause its ghettorific

why do I crave cigs after quitting 10 yrs ago?

[At The Gates]

because if you were british you whould be craving "fags" and in reality never quit(sorry, cheap shot at the brits, I know)

why do gas prices keep fluctuating 10-20 cent everyday?

Edited by At The Gates, 15 July 2006 - 10:48 PM.

[*CHILIDOG*]

Bush fed teh gaara

Why did i puke all over myself last night?

[Sgt. Bojo]

Because you saw yourself naked for the first time.

Why did Chili see himself naked last night?

[*CHILIDOG*]

I was drunk and throwing up in the shower...

How did bojo know i saw my pee pee last night?

[Sgt. Bojo]

A series of proffesionally set up mini-cams. Also, I should tell you not to use the downstairs bathroom anymore.

Why shouldn't chili use the potty anymore?

[korosys420]

cause the toilet monster wants his pee pee.


Why dont the pot smokers all rally the white house?

Edited by korosys420, 16 July 2006 - 08:12 AM.

[Mandraque]

they are to lazy to do so

why do they care if anybody smokes pot?

Edited by Mandraque, 16 July 2006 - 09:20 AM.

[Tyler Durden]

they are to lazy to do so

why do they care if anybody smokes pot?

Because they already do. Who needs it legalized if they smoke it any way?


Why are high kids more fun to mess with than drunk kids?

[korosys420]

cause the drunk kids pass out the high kids just laugh or get pared out.


why cant i think of a guestion???

[Mandraque]

because theres no such thing as i guestion.......


why can't i think of a question?

Edited by Mandraque, 16 July 2006 - 11:55 AM.