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[Frag0holic]

Most people would say ...to get to the other side. But some others may say something completely different.

Thought some of these were pretty funny, and some stupid..

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There ain't no middle ground here.

DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.

JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side.Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Windows is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is very stable and will never cra...#@&&^( Format C: \.....

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

[Kru-Shanka]

haha thats awsome frag !

[Novahawk]

haha, some of those are great... i like the bush one

[Mandraque]

most of them were stuped...buti likes bill clinton's, seuss, and hemingway(harsh...)

[Tyler Durden]

Ive seen another version but it had god and it said somthin like "And He told the chicken to cross the road, and it did. And the people rejoiced."

[*CHILIDOG*]

lol @ hemingway

[Billy Pumper]

hemingway ftw

[Frag0holic]

My favorite was Colonel Sanders.. (KFC founder if you didn't know)

[Nagash]

GAARA: The chicken crossed the road so I could pwn the noob chicken

[Fuz_master]

lol that Al Gore one was pretty funny, too. Cuz you know, he said he invented jeans, you know.........*coughs*

[$VT-c0brA]

lol @ clinton.........

[Tyler Durden]

Shadow: Cause I banned that !@#$%^& kike!

[Mr. Sticks]

Shadow: Cause I banned that !@#$%^& kike!

Haha, that's so true! These are great, if you guys come up with any more, post them, they are good for a quick laugh.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

haha, Thats good, i liked how stupid the Dr. Phil (splled wrong?, i still dont care..) was.

[Mr. Sticks]

I've got one of my own, but I'll admit it's pretty lame:


To go visit Blood's mom on the corner. JK, JK, we know your mom doesn't accept payment until after she's done the work.

Edited by Mr. Sticks, 24 July 2006 - 09:49 PM.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

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Edited by XxInColdBloodxX, 24 July 2006 - 09:55 PM.

[Mr. Sticks]

Hehe, that's why I love you man. You take these jokes so well.

Edited by Mr. Sticks, 24 July 2006 - 09:54 PM.

[Lil Italian Guy]

Assortment of candy: S0 1 cud h@x0rz him

Edited by Lil Italian Guy, 25 July 2006 - 03:40 PM.