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[Frag0holic]

I found this quite amusing.

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The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was beside a well-dressed,
middle-aged, French woman who had her poodle sitting on it.


The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"


The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular,
"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the length of the entire train again, but still the only
seat left was under that dog.


"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."


She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this
American in his place!"


An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong b*tch out the window."

[$VT-c0brA]

lolz.......funny

[XxInColdBloodxX]

HAHAHA, Nice one
Im gonna tell my friends that one

[Novahawk]

Lmao.. NICE

[Billy Pumper]

rofl nice

[*CHILIDOG*]

Hehe. BRILLIANT I SAY!!

[Mr. Sticks]

ROFL, that's awesome.

[At The Gates]

dude, that was a great one.

[Mandraque]

wow, i didnt expect that, nice!

[Sgt.Buttery]

Hehe. BRILLIANT I SAY!!

BRILLIANT!
*chugs beer*

[Constantine]

haha....good one.

[pusadolfo]

lol good one!!

[Carns]

I enjoyed that little read haha

[J.Pizzack]

haha i didnt see when u posted that, but thats funny sh*t. nice find.

[Aziz]

Neither did I.
Thats some funny sh*t!