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[Frag0holic]

Let's make a short joke thread, cause we all need a good laugh once in a while.
Post 'em as you find 'em. Just don't paste a whole essay
Ok, I'll start it off...


Laura Bush bought her husband a parrot for his birthday. She told Dick
Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to
mispronounce over 200 words!"

"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you realize that he
just repeats the words. He doesn't understand what they mean."

"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the parrot."



keep em coming!

[Fluke]

Q and A

Q: What is a woman who is staring at a blank piece of paper doing?
A: Reading her rights.

Q:How did Helen Keller's Parents punish her?
A. Moved the furniture around
B. Left the toilette plunger in.

[Inertia]

What do you call a 200 lbs. wisconsin woman???

Anerxic :)

[XxInColdBloodxX]

Whats the difference between a Bench and a Mexican...

A Bench can support a family



(Btw, i have mexican friends)

[Mike2077]

What's the difference between a black person and Batman?

--Batman can go outside without Robin. (Ahkmeds joke)

What do you call two gay guys on rollerskates?

--Rolaids

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

--They don't work in the future, either.

This ones great too haha

You hear about the new car made in Israel?

Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

Edited by Mike2077, 29 October 2006 - 08:49 PM.

[At The Gates]

What's green, covered in crumbs, and lays on the side of a road....

A dead girl scout.

[Raccoon00]

Mike2077, on Oct 29 2006, 08:44 PM, said:

What's the difference between a black person and Batman?

--Batman can go outside without Robin. (Ahkmeds joke)

What do you call two gay guys on rollerskates?

--Rolaids

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?

--They don't work in the future, either.

This ones great too haha

You hear about the new car made in Israel?

Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

haha.. wow funny...i acturally laugh...

What do you call an apartment full of blacks?
A COON-dominium.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Edited by Agent_Raccoon00, 29 October 2006 - 10:52 PM.

[pusadolfo]

Man : God?
God: Yes!?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Yes.
Man: What is for you a million of years?
God: A second.
Man: And a million of dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, Can you give me a penny?
God: Sure. Wait a second!

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how do u get 100 jews in a vw beetle??

-- in the ashtray

[Mike2077]

You hear about the new black Barbie?

--It comes with 10 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check.

[Tyler Durden]

Mike2077, on Oct 30 2006, 01:09 PM, said:

You hear about the new black Barbie?

--It comes with 10 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check.

Can we cool it a bit with the black jokes?
I mean, I have one hanging in my family tree right now. (lynching joke)

[MainEvent]

What do you call a black priest?

Holy sh*t!

[Tyler Durden]

Whats the difference between a black guy and a giant sack of sh*t?

The sack

[SoB]

here is my fav !@#$%^& joke of all times....really stupid but try to picture it and its funny


Q-what happened to the !@#$%^& when he stuck his head out of the window while driving down the highway

A-his lips beat him to death

[kidcapri]

^^^^^^

LoL that was f*cking retarded!

[XxInColdBloodxX]

What is on top of a baby's crib, and moves back and forth?..
...
....
.....
The Petafile

[Mr. Sticks]

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the corvette.

[Tyler Durden]

A !@#$%^& walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

Whats better than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to 5 trees

[Mandraque]

dead baby jokes huh...i got one


why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?

so you can see the expression on its face.

[iMSeRiOuS]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?














The Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

[DarkShadow]

<PROCYONGOD> man, I keep expecting my room to fill up with jews
<CLONER> eh?
<PROCYONGOD> it's an oven in here!

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