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[Frag0holic]

...Taking a sh*t and realizing your ass is still clean.
if you aren't happy after that i dont want to know you.

Haha hell yes!

[Communist]

...buying a pint of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice-cream and a Pint of Chocolate, eating them both, and not getting sick.
...getting to get out early on the last day before break
...The Uplink (self-wh*re get!)

[monster]

...waking up to a BJ
...payday
...your ex-girlfriend showing you a "-" on the pregnancy test instead of a "+"


EDIT: I just thought that if you got paid, went home, f*cked your girlfriend, woke up to a beej, then found out she wasn't pregnant... wow.. what a day that would be.

Edited by monster, 10 January 2007 - 03:47 PM.

[Mr. Sticks]

...the first cut into a fresh sheet of construction paper.

[-=Penguin=-]

gettin a BJ while taking a sh*t and eating a big mac.

[QuickShot838]

thinking about the meaning of life...

not really

[pusadolfo]

...Taking a sh*t and realizing your ass is still clean.
if you aren't happy after that i dont want to know you.

indeed!!

.. takin' a crap while smokin' a cigarette and readin' a magazine
.. drinkin' till passin' out
.. smokin' till passin' out
.. watchin' a good movie

[onyx]

...your ex-girlfriend showing you a "-" on the pregnancy test instead of a "+"

This link shows how to deal with those nasty little +'s that come up now and then.

[monster]

gettin a BJ while taking a sh*t and eating a big mac.

I believe that getting a bj while taking a sh*t is called a "blumpkin", but I'm a little rusty on these things.

[TheHobo]

^^^...pineapple and HAM pizza

...ruining Mad Hatter's morning css game

hawaiian pizza... and
... yeah pizza i like pizza

[Boostfed]

sex with my wife..doggie style #1 reason for marriage (smokin ass)

headshots with p90 point blank range to win a round (supreme ownage)

the look on a guys face that you just pounded in a race after they spent 70k on a sports car and you beat him with a mere 9k
boosted civic..thats great...you know its a biiig dent in the pride..

**the best** the smile and laugh of my 3yr old son as i tickle him...

[-=Penguin=-]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Mike2077]

...finally building a decent computer.

...ice cold pepsi.

...my mom and brother not being able to spell/pronounce things and me and my dad making fun of them.

...getting pizza from our old pizza place up north.

[TatsuhikoShido]

sex with my wife..doggie style #1 reason for marriage (smokin ass)

Kudos. But man, the rest of the marriage must suck if that's the number one reason. :X

... Oh yeah.

... a girl to snuggle up to and watch movies with. (Yeah, I'm a weird guy)

Edited by TatsuhikoShido, 13 January 2007 - 02:07 PM.

[Raccoon00]

...a ice cold Brisk



... Hoping the Pats Win against the Chargers

[-=Penguin=-]

... Hoping the Pats Win against the Chargers

Dream on, wont ever happen

[Mike2077]

Why wouldn't it happen all they gotta do is focus on stopping the run, easier said then done sure. Rivers has no experience in the playoffs and a bunch of the Patriots players have super bowl rings.

[-=Penguin=-]

Well Chargers lost, go ahead rub it in

[Raccoon00]

hahahahahahahahahahaha....

nothing is better than seeing Manning choking once again next week vs the Pats

[Silent Bob]

... taking a new gun to the range for the first time.

yes and...

...hitting a new PR in the gym
...a really hot shower after an exhausting [insert athletic activity here]
...creating something with your own two hands
...someone looking you in the eye and telling you that they care about you
...hot gingerbread with whip cream after coming in out of the snow
...killing a guy despite his best attempt at bunny-hopping

and last but not least...

...shooting an unknown Terrorist out of a tree with your shotgun, then joking in chat that you "shot a raccoon out of a tree," only later discovering that the T you killed is actually Boss Raccoon.*

*(the one with the backwards R)

Edited by Silent Bob, 15 January 2007 - 03:23 AM.