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#21 Chris82

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:13 PM

All floppy and sh*t...
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:14 PM

Chris, we're not talking about you here...
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:29 PM

lolz
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#24 ShLoNkY

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 07:30 PM

If you wouldnt have hit it when she was younger (and before she had a kid) CUT OFF YOUR PENIS. Seriously, look at that fuckin picture man.

Besides the more girls I bang the LOWER my standards get cuz I started to realize that ugly girls fuck much better than hot ones. I'm not saying that shes the hottest girl around. Nowadays shes kinda busted as stated by most everyone. If she walked by me I wouldnt even turn my head. If she was naked and in front of me and begged me to stick it in her I wouldnt deprive her of my cock.

And to Chris: There is nothing wrong with a floppy beaver. Some are floppy some are meaty some are really juicy some are skinny etc.... They are ALL good though.

PS: I have gotten with a LOT of hot girls, probably more than you have (Im older than most on this board) NOT trying to start a E-Fight (I have banged more girls than you......) Just stating that Ole ShLoNkY has been around the block a few times. :grin:

Someone back me up on this.
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 08:36 PM

Makes me want to put my face in between her flaps and blow as hard as i can

lol motor boat
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 08:42 PM

She's so ugly and fat.
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#27 Mandraque

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 08:49 PM

the only way i would f*ck her is if i punch her face in during the sexin. annoying b*tch, i cant stand her....on that though i would also tape her mouth shut......with locktight...so yea shlonky i would f*ck her.
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#28 Xiertic

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 11:16 PM

If you wouldnt have hit it when she was younger (and before she had a kid) CUT OFF YOUR PENIS. Seriously, look at that f*ckin picture man.


I guess I'll be cutting mine off then, since the bimbo doesn't and never has done a thing for me. Pretty f*ckin' far from my kinda chick. :D

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Edited by Xiertic, 10 January 2007 - 11:17 PM.

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#29 ShLoNkY

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:17 AM

I guess I'll be cutting mine off then, since the bimbo doesn't and never has done a thing for me. Pretty f*ckin' far from my kinda chick. :D

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Im not talking about marrying the bitch.... Jesus Christ. See EXAMPLE #1 or EXAMPLE #2:

Note the VERY NICE ASS great tits and overall SLAMMIN Body. If this bitch walked up to you at the bar and said "please bend me over the hood of your car and fuck me silly" and you woundnt CUT OFF YOUR PENIS IMMEDIATELY and send it to someone that may use it. Put a bag over her head if it makes you happy for fucks sake. Many of you folks wont even come close to fucking a bitch with a body as nice as hers in these pics. If you have then good for you. Nowadays shes pretty busted, granted Id still do her and if you wouldnt I'd understand.

If you wouldnt fuck her in the 2 pics I posted `ENDLIFE.

haha :weee:

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#30 Frag0holic

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:24 AM

^^ That's the Britney I'm talking about :tup:

That being said, I could maybe consider doing her in her current state if it hadn't been for that nasty-ass ceasarian incision. God damn, that is the nastiest thing a girl can have. Fuck, I'd rather she had it on her face!


...and you're right about hot girls, they are not worth the effort it takes. But god damn, it never stops being tempting.
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#31 Boostfed

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 04:25 AM

yea even tho her ass looks like 20 lbs of chewed bubble gum now.. tradmills are a few hundered bucks.. but for her..lol.. im from pa son id buy her a set of reboks and anckle weights.. when the rubber wears off her shoes.. id pound her ass to oblivion..agularia is from pittsburgh..too bad she only likes blk folks..

in the end..yea id hit it.. why in the hell doesnt she have underwear on??? wh*re..let that thing air out..
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#32 Justin Sane

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 07:55 AM

I miss pre-Federline Britney. The hot one that I hated for her sh*tty music.
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#33 Xiertic

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 02:39 PM

If you wouldnt f*ck her in the 2 pics I posted `ENDLIFE.


Sorry Shlonk, but 'ENDLIFE .

Her and girls like her don't do a God damn thing for me. :tdown:
They just aren't my cup of tea.
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#34 monster

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:01 PM

All floppy and sh*t...


The last time chris tasted pussy was when he was coming out of one.

Someone back me up on this.


I did, but some asshole deleted my posts.

Her and girls like her don't do a God damn thing for me. :tdown:
They just aren't my cup of tea.


Those types of girls don't do it for Xiertic, but those types of boys do.
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#35 Xiertic

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:04 PM

Those types of girls don't do it for Xiertic, but those types of boys do.


Okay you pwnt me on that one, I'll admit.

My kinda chick:
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#36 monster

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:12 PM

Okay you pwnt me on that one, I'll admit.

My kinda chick:
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You wouldn't f*ck britney spears, but you'd f*ck a manly, goulish, fat (check out those rolls dude), vampire? lol
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#37 Xiertic

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:15 PM

fat (check out those rolls dude)


I like meat on them. In fact I think she could use a touch more.

Edit: FTW
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Edited by Xiertic, 11 January 2007 - 05:16 PM.

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#38 Mandraque

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:44 PM

I like meat on them. In fact I think she could use a touch more.

Edit: FTW
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you like em sagy right?
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#39 Xiertic

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 05:50 PM

I like meat.

And at this point this thread as been majorly derailed, and for the sake of getting it back on track I do believe I'mma step outta this one. :D

So yeah, back to Nasty Ole Spears. :D
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#40 Aziz

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Posted 12 January 2007 - 12:23 AM

I wanna puke!
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