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lovin' the fat chicks
What would Xiertic's wife have to say about that?
Dumb question, Dumb answer - PART 2!!
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Massacre
, Feb 19 2007 04:04 PM
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#182
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drunken master
Posted 04 March 2007 - 12:05 AM
nothing ....she was in on it too.....
why is my pay per view ufc fight fucking up and not working?? time warner cable ftl!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is my pay per view ufc fight fucking up and not working?? time warner cable ftl!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tyler Durden
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Smoke Bluntz
Posted 04 March 2007 - 12:36 AM
You just answered that (time warner cable)
How many fat chicks did Gaara f*ck tonight?
How many fat chicks did Gaara f*ck tonight?
#184
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Obvious Troll
Posted 04 March 2007 - 08:34 AM
0, I'm thinking you meant to say "how many fat dudes".
If Tom and Sarah are faster than Jim and Mark, but slower than Carlie and Dave; why does Sarah like anal sex so much?
If Tom and Sarah are faster than Jim and Mark, but slower than Carlie and Dave; why does Sarah like anal sex so much?
#185
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:25 AM
Because dave cums too fast.
why are chubby chicks so much fun to cuddle with?(notice I said chubby and not fat...there is a difference)
why are chubby chicks so much fun to cuddle with?(notice I said chubby and not fat...there is a difference)
#186
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Smoke Bluntz
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:38 AM
Theres more to hold on to, rather than being smothered and dying in someones fat rolls.
How much does work suck?
How much does work suck?
#187
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 10:16 AM
only as much as you make it suck.
what is better, to be unemployed or working a sh*tty job?
what is better, to be unemployed or working a sh*tty job?
#188
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The Dagger In The Dark
Posted 04 March 2007 - 11:15 AM
Working the sh*tty job. Sitting at home scratching your nuts, no matter how fun, doesn't pay the bills.
Why is Jack Bauer so overrated? Doesn't anyone realize Chuck Norris pwns him?
Why is Jack Bauer so overrated? Doesn't anyone realize Chuck Norris pwns him?
#189
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 11:17 AM
Jack bauer is the sh*t, chuck norris uses beard hacks.
milk and oreos or milk and chocolate chip cookies?
milk and oreos or milk and chocolate chip cookies?
Edited by At The Gates, 04 March 2007 - 11:17 AM.
#190
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The Dagger In The Dark
Posted 04 March 2007 - 11:36 AM
Milk and chocolate chip cookies.
Why does Gates have beard envy?
Why does Gates have beard envy?
#191
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 02:28 PM
because my beard does not grant me the power of karate.
why does xiertic want to know about my beard?
why does xiertic want to know about my beard?
#192
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 02:51 PM
because he finds Bearded women sexually attractive.
approximatley how many people in africa have AIDS?? (tip. give your answer to the closest million)
approximatley how many people in africa have AIDS?? (tip. give your answer to the closest million)
#193
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 02:57 PM
depends on how many times you have been to africa Ash.
if women have nipples to nurse infants, then why the f*ck do men have nipples?
if women have nipples to nurse infants, then why the f*ck do men have nipples?
#194
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Americas Wang
Posted 04 March 2007 - 04:44 PM
To remind themselfs to find more boobs.
How long will this thread go?
How long will this thread go?
#195
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 05:12 PM
because having a cold has benifits.
can spam heal a sickness?
can spam heal a sickness?
#196
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Smoke Bluntz
Posted 04 March 2007 - 06:31 PM
We'll find out soon enough.because having a cold has benifits.
can spam heal a sickness?
Why are people sad about Anna Nicole Smith dying?
#197
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drunken master
Posted 04 March 2007 - 06:44 PM
have you seen her tits.......that's why....
why did i cut off half of my thumb while carpeting teh damn boat???????????????????..."ouch like a MOTHER FUCKER"!!!
why did i cut off half of my thumb while carpeting teh damn boat???????????????????..."ouch like a MOTHER FUCKER"!!!
#198
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 07:24 PM
you blessed your boat with the blood of a redneck....
why do you put carpet in a boat?
why do you put carpet in a boat?
#199
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 07:28 PM
Well its obvious thats where he lives.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
#200
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 07:37 PM
To reach the crack dealer in the alley on the other side.
If it's 27 degrees Fahrenheit in Poland right now, how long will it be before I give a sh*t about my homework? (There is a correct answer, lol)
If it's 27 degrees Fahrenheit in Poland right now, how long will it be before I give a sh*t about my homework? (There is a correct answer, lol)
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