510 replies to this topic

[Halcomb]

dunno, but steak and blowjob day better become a national holiday.


why does tap beer always taste 100 times better than canned or bottled?

[Florida_Funk]

because your a bar fly.


will there be good waves at the beach in the morining?

[Halcomb]

no. there will be sharks and horse flies of doom if you go to Cocoa... unless you're going to coconuts, and then there will be me... drunk, throwing pebbles at the cocktail waitresses and screaming obscenities at vacationing foreigners.


if you're already drunk, what's the harm in drinking more? (aside from the obvious liver related answers.)

[Xiertic]

Getting drunker.

Is "drunker" even a word?

[Jack]

Getting drunker.

Is "drunker" even a word?

Negative, pick one

drunkard: a chronic drinker
intoxicated: stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of intoxicated sailors"; "helplessly inebriated"
someone who is intoxicated
intoxicated: as if under the influence of alcohol; "felt intoxicated by her success"; "drunk with excitement"


Why do drunk people insist on posting in forums when they are drunk at 11:39PM when they should be calling around to get a piece of ass?

[Halcomb]

eh. in my case a friend woke me up with a 12 pack this afternoon and had an early Jameson's dinner. i was actually sober again before we went out carousing.



tomorrow: beach or boating?

Edited by Halcomb the Horrible, 10 March 2007 - 03:06 AM.

[Florida_Funk]

b*tch you don't own a boat. So beach.


A cup, B cup, C cup, or D cup?


you see the 4:20am time

Edited by Florida_Funk, 10 March 2007 - 04:21 AM.

[Justin Sane]

C or bigger.

Where the hell did 4:20 = pot come from anyway?

[Splunk]

its the police code for it.....and cause you touch yourself at night

What would happen if the grass was blue, thee sky were green and trees grew out of the sky?

Edited by Splunk, 10 March 2007 - 09:37 AM.

[Xiertic]

Apples, oranges, and other fruits would rain from the sky.

Be that the case, would fish fly and birds swim?

[QuickShot838]

yes the fish would hunt the birds.

does that make the dumb smart and the smart dumb?

[Xiertic]

Probably so.

How the Hell did this thread become about opposites?

[Massacre]

Cuz...

If this thread is about opposites, then doesn't that mean that you just asked if this thread was about the same exact things?

[QuickShot838]

ummm.... yes.

so if this thred is about exact things, then birds swim and fish fly?

[Ahkmed]

No birds are a excuse for dick cheney to shoot someone and fish clog up your pipes

What weapon is best to defend against a jew?

[Halcomb]

A toaster oven. No other race has been baked to perfection. lolz.


Who wants to come to Ultra and do some techno-hippies?

[Massacre]

<- That guy

If people were Zebras would we be calling each other crackers or !@#$%^&s?

[Florida_Funk]

we wouldn't have the chance, a lion would eat us.


Should I study for my exam or go the sex, drugs, and rock&roll path?

[Stoned Hatter]

they would be called oreo crackas



why does unwanted guest never take a hint and leave??

[QuickShot838]

they kno they're unwanted... they just wanna make u mad.

r u smarter than a fifth grader?