510 replies to this topic

[Halcomb]

Neither.



Paper or plastic?

[Xiertic]

Rubber

Why have I been procrastinating for the last 6 hours over a job that will only take like 20 minutes?

[QuickShot838]

cuz u hav one lazy ass (welcome to the club)

how many others r in the club?

[The Punisher]

17,323.5 people are in the club

how is there a half of a person?

[�HADOW109]

Retards count as half a person

Why is everything bigger in Texas, even the people (fatties in Houston)

[dar_tana]

Got to crush those democrats.

Is the real reason that Republicans don't care about global warming because all the democrats live on the coast?

[Halcomb]

No, we just know that Africa will go first.


Who's moving to Mexico with me if Obama or Hillary get elected?

[dar_tana]

For Hillary-maybe. Obama-you kidding?

Why can't we all just get along?

[Halcomb]

I'll vote Dem for Giulliani but that's about it... and they'd have to ban alcohol and guns for everyone to get along, so no.




Why do we still use a party system when neither truly represent the views of the people they get elected by?

[At The Gates]

because partys are suposed to be fun....

why cant we have a president gladiator battle...where instead of voting all the canidates go into a pit and fight to the death, last one standing because supreme dictator until the next yuppie with a sword challenges him.....

[Hoon]

massacre~~~ i love your sig with the cats playin ping pong..

[Jack]

(...anyway Hoon, stop whoring the thread. send him a pm about it.)

I'd pay money to see presidents fight gladiator style, someone needs to start working on the law.

Why do all the good NWS threads get posted while I'm at work?

[Florida_Funk]

It's the blacks fault like everything else.


jetski or small fishing boat ( 15ft or under )?

[QuickShot838]

thats for me to kno and for u to find out.

how u gonna do that?

[Tyler Durden]

...stab you until you talk?


Did I just answer that right?

[Florida_Funk]

Sure why not.

The waves are gonna be 7ft+ tommorow, but the water temp is 67, so should I sleep or surf?

[Halcomb]

surf.

if you get sucked out to sea, can i have your computer?

Edited by Halcomb the Horrible, 23 March 2007 - 02:36 PM.

[Communist]

I called it!

Should I negotiate with my little brother to run my latest game on his computer or strong-arm it?

[Halcomb]

ALWAYS take what you can, negotiate for what you can't.

so i just raked up about 5 million leaves in my front yard (3 giant oak trees ftl.)... should i now blow them into my neighbors yard and deny, deny, deny? or blow them into the street like a true asshole?

[Florida_Funk]

Street, and then watch cars slowy drive through them and cruse at you.


Worms or shrimp for fishing bait?