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[ashbash]

doubt it but i really hope Officer_Rabbit proved me wrong.


England or USA??

[Florida_Funk]

USA USA USA


WHo, what, when, where, why.

Edited by Florida_Funk, 01 April 2007 - 06:09 PM.

[Halcomb]

Why.

Why does Europe have the little sibling syndrome?

[Kaos]

Because Europe does.

Why is Florida Funk from Florida?

[Florida_Funk]

cause Florida is the place to be, duh.


How come Florida is the sh*t at college sports.

[Jack]

cause Florida is the place to be, duh.
How come Florida is the sh*t at college sports.

Because half the players got in shape swimming over here?

Why is South Carolina sh*t, especially at pulling decent music.

EDIT: Gotcha b*tch, post faster halcomb

Hahaha yeah, better. And yeah, Chucktown is pretty decent with lots of COC skanks running around. The best thing to do with lost tourists in Charleston is send them to North Charleston. muwhahaha semper ghetto

Edited by Jack, 06 April 2007 - 03:08 AM.

[Halcomb]

lawls, fine. south carolina sucks due to charlestons' overly touristy areas (minus the bars near the market, because if you can't say "i'm from out of town" fast enough, you didn't get laid...) and you !@#$%^&s have "Parris Island." The place where i spent 3 months of hell.

who the f*ck is going to "Grindhouse" tomorrow?

edit: lawls. better, Jack? (from personal experience, mind you.)


sober edit: jesus f*cking christ. -alcohol for at least 12 hours.

Edited by Halcomb the Horrible, 06 April 2007 - 06:31 AM.

[Splunk]

f*ck going to grindhouse ima gonna get me one o dem guns on my leg


Why is tarintino such a f*cked up dude?

[QuickShot838]

Cuz his name is tarintino.

bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, how many wishes do u wish?

[Sgt.Buttery]

453

Why did I get such luck as to find a whole bottle of rum in my house?

[Ahkmed]

Because Raptor Jesus loves you.

What do you use to mop up dog vomit?

[Jack]

Because Raptor Jesus loves you.

What do you use to mop up dog vomit?

Bounty paper towels, then kick the f*cking dog.

What is Tarantino one of the few white guys that gets away with saying "Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead !@#$%^& Storage?"

[�HADOW109]

Because !@#$%^&s choose not to learn how to read

Why do !@#$%^&s like to show that they are "super rich" with "big cars" when they live in tiny cribs in the ghetto?

[Halcomb]

unfortunately whatever checks and balances apply to your house, do not apply to '90s chevy's or places that sell you rims under the table.


should i have gone out, regardless of the fact that it most likely would have ended in a fight?

[Jack]

unfortunately whatever checks and balances apply to your house, do not apply to '90s chevy's or places that sell you rims under the table.

[we have a place in Cola called Rent N Ride. You rent to own ya rims. The sad fact is that, i'm sure they make good money and it would explain the spike in niggas on 24's. I rented an apartment a few years ago, my gf at the time thought it was weird that i just drove through parking lots of different complex's before I would ever go to the office. Personally if I see more then 3 sets of rims over 20 inches that aren't on 4wd trucks, I won't live there]

You should always go out.

Who worries about getting in a fight?

Edited by Jack, 07 April 2007 - 01:15 AM.

[Halcomb]

lawls. true. give me an eightball and ask me the same question twice.


so, f*ck my sister's friend? (if i do so, she'll probably not speak to me for a year.)

[Jack]

lawls. true. give me an eightball and ask me the same question twice.
so, f*ck my sister's friend? (if i do so, she'll probably not speak to me for a year.)

f*ck her dude, what the f*ck is the point of even having a sister if you can't bang her friends? Anyway, a year isnt so long...

3.5 grams FTW?

EDIT: Who isn't going to speak to you? Your sister or the friend you f*ck? either makes me laugh

Edited by Jack, 07 April 2007 - 02:32 AM.

[Halcomb]

lawls. my sister. i could care less about the girl. i'm irish, family's family !@#$%^&. (she's in town from fsu and she brought 3 girls with her, the one with the big boobs and penchant for alcohol happens to be the one i'm after.)

and 7 makes it happen.


is there anything illegal substances can't do?

[Florida_Funk]

yeah, keep you from getting your ass kicked by Funk for not telling me you had your sis and her friends over last night.


Guess who's on there way to halcombs house to wake his sister up?

[Raccoon00]

R kelly?

Why is 1 the loneliest number?