510 replies to this topic

[Mr. Sticks]

Because you didn't pwn at all before.

Which are you more willing to give up, a testicle or a kidney?

[The Punisher]

My kidney, your mom likes a full load!


whats the square root of -523?

[Ahkmed]

Pie.

Why is MTV so stupid now?

[Komit]

Ahkmed, on Apr 17 2007, 09:12 PM, said:

Pie.

Why is MTV so stupid now?

Money, same reason for G4.

Why are black people racist?

Edited by Komit, 17 April 2007 - 10:14 PM.

[vvolfenstein]

Because they find it funny to say we are racist and that they can get away with their sh*t.

Why did I have to fall out of bed this morning. My back hurts now...

[$VT-c0brA]

because u had to crawl over the bars on your crib........




why must one be a redneck just because the local football team is called the "gamecocks"...*{cough..shadow cough}*

[Jack]

$VT-c0brA, on Apr 18 2007, 01:33 PM, said:

because u had to crawl over the bars on your crib........
why must one be a redneck just because the local football team is called the "gamecocks"...*{cough..shadow cough}*

Doesn't matter when no one else in the country has as many girls as we do with t shirts that say "GO COCKS" or a variety of spinoff "cock" slogans for the team which reminds me that I move in to my new apartment downtown in 3 weeks...and there is a difference between being a redneck and being a little country.

Why do all the Northern girls give it up so easy to us southern guys?

[Inertia]

because they heard you have large penis's ( disapointed wern't they)


why does the back of my neck look like a pack of hot dogs?

[Stoned Hatter]

cause your birds peek ya their alot
why is it so damn hard to just quiet smoking cigs?

[$VT-c0brA]

Stoned Hatter, on Apr 19 2007, 11:16 AM, said:

cause your birds peek ya their alot
why is it so damn hard to just quiet smoking cigs?

because nicotine is one of the most addictive substances on earth......




lol...why is it so hard to spell "q-u-i-t" correctly?

..{sorry you left yourself open for that one..}

[Xiertic]

He's not trying to quit, he's just trying to smoke them very very quietly.

Spartans vs Ninjas vs Pirates ?

[QuickShot838]

Sounds good.

Does anyone pity the Virginia Tech people?

[$VT-c0brA]

yes...



can i ask a rethorical question?

[Ahkmed]

Not if it has to do with whales.

what is the best type of whale?

[XxInColdBloodxX]

Sperm Whale

Whats your favorite type of chocolate?(first person who answers)

[Florida_Funk]

the free kind


Whos gonna win the b-ball playoffs.......gonna put some money down so dont answer if you dont know.

Edited by Florida_Funk, 22 April 2007 - 05:39 PM.

[dar_tana]

Shaq's going to win it all. Not his team. Just Shaq.

If you said "Hi" to a kid named "Jack" loudly in an airport near a security guard would he arrest you?

[Xiertic]

No, he would arrest Shaq so that he'd win his play off bet.

Why have I allowed one freakin' insignificant wretch of a person to put me in the sh*ttiest mood in human history?

Edited by Xiertic, 22 April 2007 - 07:09 PM.

[Florida_Funk]

cause that person has boobs?

handgun or rifle?

[Xiertic]

I'll definitely use the rifle on her.

Swords or Axes?