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[Massacre]

Isn't answering questions with questions the cool thing to do these days?

Wh0 1nv3n73d 1337 sp34k?

[Florida_Funk]

Robo Cop


Bubbler or blunt?

[Halcomb]

neither, hippy.

Jack or Jim?

[Raccoon00]

JIM!!

who would you rather have sex with- Anna smiths dead body or Britnay spears

Edited by Agent_Raccoon00, 22 February 2007 - 08:53 PM.

[Massacre]

I would cut both of their bodies up and get some tape to assemble a super-washedout-c*nt-druggie-wh*re.....then give it to Gaara to f*ck!

Why didn't they save Anna Nichole Smith's implants to make free trampolines for homeless children?

[Halcomb]

Because No one cares about orphans. I cite Futurama as reference.

Why can "Truth" (the anti-smoking advertisers) leave hundreds of Guerrilla marketing ads in the middle of NYC without incident and Boston gets one from a Mass Media Conglomerate and the local government loses their damned minds?

Edited by Halcomb the Horrible, 22 February 2007 - 09:25 PM.

[The Punisher]

because boston is for faggots and fisherman

why do i have to work tommmmro?

[Jack]

Because you're not black.

Why are truck drivers all worthless pieces of sh*t?

[QuickShot838]

well someones gotta do it

shaken or stirred?

[dar_tana]

I'll shake and stir you if you don't shut up.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

[Massacre]

He doesn't, the chicken is still on the same side of the road; you're just tripping off acid.


Why do turtles head butt each other while having a sexy time?
(proof: )

Edited by Massacre, 23 February 2007 - 07:16 AM.

[Massacre]

Because you caught your parents head butting each other in bed while having a sexy time.

Why are dimes smaller than nickels? (American currency ftw)

[Mike2077]

Because America hates that they had a cripple as a president.

If you were able to be any kind of cereal what kind would you be and why?

[�HADOW109]

Cocoa Puffs because they sometimes pop in your mouth when mixed in milk like poprocks !XOBILE

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

[dar_tana]

And what do the Japanese throw....?

Okay my answer is the same as my question.

[Justin Sane]

Ninjas. Duh.

Who's the bad ass nigga who jams?

[The Punisher]

oj simpson

wtf does dar_tana mean?

[Mike2077]

Dirty Ass Reptile That Always Needs Attention

Why dont volcanoes erupt more often?

[dar_tana]

To get you wondering. (Nice answer for my name btw).

Is the smiley representing being high?

[Novahawk]

No, its representing you when you see turtle sex

If a ball is traveling at 30mph... at what time will the nigga steal my tv?