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[dar_tana]

Noodles=sex, that's why.

What's the deal with clipping toenails?

[Jack]

It�s more sanitary then biting them off.

WTF is the deal with Ladonia?

Edited by Jack, 27 February 2007 - 10:10 PM.

[�HADOW109]

A dragon

Why doesn't a 600 pound fatso get a heart attack when a 150 pound average man dies from one?

[TheHobo]

because god was a fat ass

What is my favorite candy?

[Massacre]

Lollicocks

Why can't ostriches fly?

[Halcomb]

Are you kidding me? They're like 200 pounds of talon and beak with a huge ass neck and even longer legs. They'd be like f*cking Pterodactyls. Can you imagine the sh*t they'd take on your car? It would buckle the hood.



Whats the average air speed velocity of an African male swallow? And how many coconuts can it carry to England?

[dar_tana]

3 and I mean 5, GAHHHHHH!!!

What did Maria do to her carpet?

[The Punisher]

she f*cked it hard all night long

why are free nights at 9 oclock instead of 7 oclock for verizon?

[Stoned Hatter]

cause maria took it in the eye


why don't penguins fly?

[QuickShot838]

Because ppl dont want penguin sh*t on their cars either.

does big=beautiful?

[dar_tana]

Depends what kind of "big" we talking about. Fat? No....

Which are worse: French or Canadians? (Or the uber of all, FRENCH CANADIANS!!! AHH!!)

[Massacre]

BOTH (see monster's old rant about the button the destroy all French-Canadian life.)

What is your favorite color of M&M and why?

[dar_tana]

Purple. Because I'm colordeaf.

Is this a dumb question?

[�HADOW109]

YES!!!

qu� hora es?

[Tyler Durden]

Nein, ich habe eine lange Schalnge.


What did I just say?

[Billy Pumper]

yes

why are you a dumbass waffle lover

[$VT-c0brA]

because pancakes cheated on me ..................





how much money will my boat sell for tomm. night at teh auctionz????????????

[Halcomb]

5,000 deutschmarks.



if 1 shot = 1 beer, why does a six pack leave me stone cold sober while the six shots leaves me in the bushes of my lawn? (six shots or six beers in under an hour.)

[Florida_Funk]

cause your nickname in real life is "Amtrack"........it really is.




Are 18 yr. old girls too young if your 24?

Edited by Florida_Funk, 01 March 2007 - 03:34 AM.

[Jack]

cause your nickname in real life is "Amtrack"........it really is.
Are 18 yr. old girls too young if your 24?

At 24 I said hell no. Now at 27 I just make sure I abide by state law.

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