34 replies to this topic

[Mike2077]

Drizzle wants to be your pappy

[Billy Pumper]

don't play your computer for a week or so.

start going out every night and not coming home till wierd f*cking hours

when you do come home be as f*cked up as you can


your parents will be begging you to stay home and play your comp all night. :)

[dar_tana]

don't play your computer for a week or so.

start going out every night and not coming home till wierd f*cking hours

when you do come home be as f*cked up as you can
your parents will be begging you to stay home and play your comp all night. :)

Yeah well first of all, I'm 14 so that doesn't work so well. Can't drive and around here having a good time is basically video games and/or prank calls on cell phones. PARTY ON!

[Chris82]

Eh, one time my Mom had no idea where I was and nobody in my family knew. And she was crying too.

Just get her to think your way or do what Ezekiel said...which is a good idea.

My Mom has no idea how to do anything on the computer, she thinks that me knowing how to unrar a font and install it is amazing. That, and the last time she attempted to restrict my internet access, she also disconnected the house's phone service (I have cable internet and phone service through cable) soz I casually hooked the stuff backed up and hopped back onto CS.

[Iceman]

Use a towel, it works awesome for removing the light from under the door, or lowering the noise of your g/f's moans as you f*ck her.

Also, if you have a sandal, you can shove part of it under the door, so when someone tries to open it, the excuse "oh my sandal was in the way" works well too.

Sandal + towel

[Janton]

How casual, a random sandal stuck under the door.

But seriously, SERIOUSLY, just ask your parents why their addicted to beer and sex. Then tell them you've walked in on them and you know where daddies porn is, and its ALL ASIAN! It's called blackmail kid.

[dar_tana]

Use a towel, it works awesome for removing the light from under the door, or lowering the noise of your g/f's moans as you f*ck her.

Also, if you have a sandal, you can shove part of it under the door, so when someone tries to open it, the excuse "oh my sandal was in the way" works well too.

Sandal + towel

I should buy a pair of sandals....

How casual, a random sandal stuck under the door.

But seriously, SERIOUSLY, just ask your parents why their addicted to beer and sex. Then tell them you've walked in on them and you know where daddies porn is, and its ALL ASIAN! It's called blackmail kid.

Yeah, my family isn't like that. We just aren't. Lol. (I'm not talking about blackmail, I'm all for that).

[Janton]

PM me your number, I can convince them.

[Billy Pumper]

seriously tell yout dad to call me i ll set that mother fuver straight pm me and i will give you my ceell. well sh*t just ask shadow or shlonky they have it..






fuc ku your couvh !@#$%^&

[Aziz]

The TWO only times that i remember my parents ever saying anything about this:

1) When i crawled out of my room at 7am (to go to the bathroom ), leaving the yelling voice of Shadow in mah room. My dad was just getting up to go to work, so he looks at me weird and i say, "oh, youre up too? Good morning". Made up some story about meeting old friends - pretty much a bull story that didnt make sense..

2) Haha, the marathon nights with Billy. Remember those, man? Chain smoking and constant yelling into the mic until the sun would come up... So, my dad almost kicks in the door (i thought it was going to be bad), but he says, "Can you cover up the airconditioner? (we had a joint wall, so all the smell was coming through) The smoke is coming through to my room. Thanks", and walks out. The funny part is that i was trying to have a "normal" conva with him, but Billy kept singing sh*t about niggaz and i was drunk so i couldnt help by laugh in his face...

[Lesbian Dad]

PM me your number, I can convince them.

yea i wanna get raped too!

[SuHh]

ouch man... my advice... what i always do is... lock the door... turn on music so they cant hear the keyboard/mouse... use one of those pins to pin a small blanket on the vertical crack of the door where it opens... and shove a long body pillow on the bottom crack...

ive never been caught yet... except that one time where my brother tried to find his fone in my room :D

but it works!!

[Hoon]

lolz my parents hate me playing games with guns in it including CSS.. or anyother games at that
but i always just lock the door and play without sound during the night..
its sometimes funny cuz i am watching Pourn ^^ but i tell them i'm studying and just play CSS...

[Billy Pumper]

2) Haha, the marathon nights with Billy. Remember those, man? Chain smoking and constant yelling into the mic until the sun would come up... So, my dad almost kicks in the door (i thought it was going to be bad), but he says, "Can you cover up the airconditioner? (we had a joint wall, so all the smell was coming through) The smoke is coming through to my room. Thanks", and walks out. The funny part is that i was trying to have a "normal" conva with him, but Billy kept singing sh*t about niggaz and i was drunk so i couldnt help by laugh in his face...

lol see that is the good sh*t i wish we could still do it sometime. sometime after this semester im just going to get me a case of beer and get on vent. no other plans.

[SuHh]

lolz my parents hate me playing games with guns in it including CSS.. or anyother games at that
but i always just lock the door and play without sound during the night..
its sometimes funny cuz i am watching Pourn ^^ but i tell them i'm studying and just play CSS...

hoony and his porn :D

oh well... hes nvr getting gonna get any lol :D