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[Raccoon00]

Lulz!!!!

[Chris82]

Black kid: It has lots of graphics

Jay Leno-looking nigra: Nintendo DS is going to redefine handheld gaming the way iPod is redefining music

Then again, this is also the same news corporation that thinks I'm a domestic terrorist hacker on steroids who will be stopped by one of the following: a Phone-tracer, a dog, curtains, or a home-security alarm.

Seriously if you're child is such a fucking dipshit that they would actually get molested through the DS...they don't deserve to have one.

[Mandraque]

omfg, it can send msgs from 300! i want one!

[Link2086]

The funniest part of the "report," in my opinion, is the part where he says "a molester driving along could see your child in the back seat and start sending messages while you're in the front seat." Maybe it's just me, but I have to wonder how a child molester would manage to send these messages while, you know, driving a car.

[Tyler Durden]

The funniest part of the "report," in my opinion, is the part where he says "a molester driving along could see your child in the back seat and start sending messages while you're in the front seat." Maybe it's just me, but I have to wonder how a child molester would manage to send these messages while, you know, driving a car.

He could be riding shotgun.

It'd be like a drive by.

But as soon as the mom turns...NO SIGNAL

[Ialwayslose]

Fox news.. Epic lulz

[Ahkmed]

IM ON YOUR STAIRS TALKING TO YOUR CHILDREN!

[Raccoon00]

lol
Best part= THE STAIRS..LULZ

[Mandraque]

lol
Best part= THE STAIRS..LULZ

and the guy says, "they new it was me talking to them". ARE YOU FUKING SUPRISED THEY RESPONDED?

[Raccoon00]

Jay Leno-looking nigra: Nintendo DS is going to redefine handheld gaming the way iPod is redefining music

That guy is Reggie Fils-Aime, and the DS did Redefine Handheld Gaming.

Edited by Raccoon00, 05 August 2007 - 02:24 PM.

[Chris82]

That guy is Reggie Fils-Aime, and the DS did Redefine Handheld Gaming.

Not really, if it could play PSP-quality games (I'm not defending the PSP here, I'm just saying the PSP's games are generally bigger and have more content+better graphics), play multiple formats of music, and effectively browse the web/play videos, and stay at its current price, THEN it would redefine handheld gaming.

[Raccoon00]

Lol the psp Does not have "Quality" games..Lol! that made me laugh..

And Graphics Dont matter....Its about the Consumer, and The DS is doing better than the PSP...


And the Touch screen is NEW, The PSP is just another Handheld...thats getting Pwnd by nintendo


The ipod sucks but it did redefine Music players..

Edited by Raccoon00, 05 August 2007 - 04:20 PM.

[Mike2077]

Like Ahkmed's mom redefine's wh*re. (Oh Snap)

Edited by Mike2077, 05 August 2007 - 04:42 PM.

[Ahkmed]

Like how I redefine fag. (Oh Snap)

Your edit doesn't hide it its okay.

Edited by Ahkmed, 05 August 2007 - 06:26 PM.

[�HADOW109]

LAWL
White girls: Here's my address, come bang me
Black Kid : ITS GOT LOTS OF GRAPHICS

[Chris82]

Lol the psp Does not have "Quality" games..Lol! that made me laugh..

And Graphics Dont matter....Its about the Consumer, and The DS is doing better than the PSP...
And the Touch screen is NEW, The PSP is just another Handheld...thats getting Pwnd by nintendo
The ipod sucks but it did redefine Music players..

Did I say I was defending the PSP or its games? No. I said its games had better graphics, were longer, and had more content. The only good games on PSP are GTA and even those are nowhere near as good as the games for PC.

It did have some new features. It does innovate, just like the Wii. But redefining handheld gaming? No.

[Link2086]

He could be riding shotgun.

It'd be like a drive by.

But as soon as the mom turns...NO SIGNAL

A drive-by molesting?
That's a new one.

[*3RD sfg* killswitch]

I've got a DS. any yet never any messages from any would be sexual encounters... damn if only.

[Justin Sane]

I want a DS just for a creep to message me, if at all possible.

Then I could send it to Chris Hansen.

[_Ax]

Hey guys,

I'm a 22 year old male who like children.
So I'm going to go to Toys 'r us
and buy a motha f*cking Nintendo DS.
Then I'm going to the mall
To stock little children
who just HAPPEN to be doing absolutely
NOTHING with there families.
I'm sure there is a small child.
on a bench, playing with his DS
with no one watching him or anything.

...

Almost positive.

Truly epic lulz.