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#1 ShLoNkY

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:00 PM

Went to the doctor for the first time in 5 or so years and they took blood.....


Contrary to popular belief: I do NOT have AIDS!



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#2 Billy Pumper

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:02 PM

bullshit, sometime it can lay dormat undetectable in the blood for up to 6 months.
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#3 SuHh

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:02 PM

they lied... exactly what your mom did when she said that you were her baby...

$50 says u were found in a trashcan

Edited by SuHh, 07 November 2007 - 09:02 PM.

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#4 Ezekiel

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Posted 07 November 2007 - 09:19 PM

You're right, you don't have AIDS, you have HIV. You just need to give it time to become . . .


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#5 the.dino

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 12:57 AM

lmao, wonder what wonder what brought you to go to the doctor to see if you do have AIDs. my rule is if ya dont know the broad always DOUBLE UP. or snoop threw her sh*t and look for weird creams and sh*t.
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#6 Frag0holic

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 01:35 AM

It doesn't show up in the blood test because it has progressed to Cock-Goblin's Disease!
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#7 Jack

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 02:23 AM

yeah, the last time I got tested it went like:

me - yeah, I need to get tested
dr. - for what?
me - um, everything?
dr. - worried about something?
me - not really, but i did f*ck two nurses in the last three months
dr. - gotcha, i'll send somebody in to take the blood

nurses are such wh*res...and that's a good thing...and a bit cliche
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#8 XxInColdBloodxX

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 11:02 AM

AIDS EVERYWHERE

You my sir, win.
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#9 Stoned Hatter

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 02:34 PM

Congrates i would say to ya lol
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#10 *3RD sfg* killswitch

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 04:28 PM

thats good to hear.
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#11 Mr. Sticks

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 08:38 PM

EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
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#12 dar_tana

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Posted 09 November 2007 - 03:34 PM

I read this on a teacher's computer in school. Made me crack up.
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#13 Captiva

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Posted 14 November 2007 - 04:25 AM

I call shennanigans on this.
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#14 MainEvent

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Posted 14 November 2007 - 08:31 AM

Captiva, you're a nurse right?
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