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[Halcomb]

So I go and buy a $100 MasterCard Gift card today to do nothing more than buy a couple f*cking EVE time codes and start playing again.

"Lo and f*cking behold these things are worth exactly dogsh*t to any company selling more than holistic medical aids on webpages built for sandal toting, hacky-sack tossing, granola munchers.

CHEERS mastercard, you've pulled a fast one on me.


And for those who are going to say, "go getz a real cardz!!" Yeah, me and credit are like a !@#$%^& spotting a bank with glass doors and the vault left open like a 15 year-old Mexican's legs.

[MainEvent]

I am sensing great anger and tension between you and this "card".

[Halcomb]

Yes and no. It's essentially become my "official booze card" for the week. So card no, MasterCard's fly by night policy, yes.

Edited by Halcomb, 20 November 2007 - 07:14 PM.

[mj0ne5]

Yes and no. It's essentially become my "official booze card" for the week. So card no, MasterCard's fly by night policy, yes.

Well, at least you're putting it to good use.

[Jack]

yeah, as long as the booze shop and strip clubs take mastercard, Halcombs good to go.

edit*

you should have someone take a picture of you sliding that card through a strippers ass and the caption will read "...and for everything else, there's Visa"

Edited by Jack, 21 November 2007 - 03:02 AM.

[Halcomb]

f*ck sh*t dam, !@#$%^&. I'd rather have me punching a !@#$%^& in the face with hurricane goddamn it.

[Jack]

f*ck sh*t dam, !@#$%^&. I'd rather have me punching a !@#$%^& in the face with hurricane goddamn it.

new favorite drunk halcomb post?

[Halcomb]

Well, at least you're putting it to good use.

for the record, I'd force feed my cock to your mother.

omg I have mad rhymz.

-c. mongler

Edited by Halcomb, 21 November 2007 - 05:43 AM.

[Florida_Funk]

dude if the card is still in one piece call me and ill give you the cash it has left on it, and i'll just use it as a gas card.

[Billy Pumper]

interesting

[Woozy]

I needed a good laugh. BTW Ever think of palpay?

[Halcomb]

I remembered creating this thread, but none of it's contents. JD ftw.

[Florida_Funk]

you know it wasn't JD, it was 16oz naty ice 4 packs b*tch.

[J.Pizzack]

I can honestly say I have no f*cking clue what this thread is about. Somehting about how you have a ghetto credit card? or bad credit? Any monkey can build credit. Don't be a monkey

[Jack]

it's about Eve, booze, and strippers...the staple of life.