On the EVE of bullsh*t.
#1
Posted 20 November 2007 - 06:59 PM
"Lo and f*cking behold these things are worth exactly dogsh*t to any company selling more than holistic medical aids on webpages built for sandal toting, hacky-sack tossing, granola munchers.
CHEERS mastercard, you've pulled a fast one on me.
And for those who are going to say, "go getz a real cardz!!" Yeah, me and credit are like a !@#$%^& spotting a bank with glass doors and the vault left open like a 15 year-old Mexican's legs.
#2
Posted 20 November 2007 - 07:06 PM
#3
Posted 20 November 2007 - 07:13 PM
Edited by Halcomb, 20 November 2007 - 07:14 PM.
#4
Posted 20 November 2007 - 09:24 PM
Well, at least you're putting it to good use.Yes and no. It's essentially become my "official booze card" for the week. So card no, MasterCard's fly by night policy, yes.
#5
Posted 20 November 2007 - 10:22 PM
edit*
you should have someone take a picture of you sliding that card through a strippers ass and the caption will read "...and for everything else, there's Visa"
Edited by Jack, 21 November 2007 - 03:02 AM.
#6
Posted 21 November 2007 - 03:45 AM
#7
Posted 21 November 2007 - 03:47 AM
new favorite drunk halcomb post?f*ck sh*t dam, !@#$%^&. I'd rather have me punching a !@#$%^& in the face with hurricane goddamn it.
#8
Posted 21 November 2007 - 05:38 AM
Well, at least you're putting it to good use.
for the record, I'd force feed my cock to your mother.
omg I have mad rhymz.
-c. mongler
Edited by Halcomb, 21 November 2007 - 05:43 AM.
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Posted 21 November 2007 - 08:01 PM
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Posted 24 November 2007 - 04:07 AM
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Posted 27 November 2007 - 04:54 PM
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Posted 27 November 2007 - 07:06 PM
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