BeoWulf
#1
Posted 25 November 2007 - 12:55 AM
if you like Seeing a Naked guy fight Monsters and dragons...its your kind of movie
I lost count how many times He said.."I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!"
The only decent thing in the movie was Angelina Jolie half naked.....
#2
Posted 25 November 2007 - 02:19 AM
#3
Posted 25 November 2007 - 05:18 AM
yes this movie was terrible, not even worth a download or a rent...wait for it on tv...
...which wouldnt even contain any decent battle scenes or the half-naked angelina, so dont even watch it...
#4
Posted 25 November 2007 - 10:04 PM
#5
Posted 25 November 2007 - 10:19 PM
The only decent thing in the movie was Angelina Jolie half naked.....
boobies??
#6
Posted 26 November 2007 - 05:11 PM
#7
Posted 26 November 2007 - 05:39 PM
#8
Posted 26 November 2007 - 06:54 PM
#9
Posted 26 November 2007 - 10:33 PM
thanks for the heads up tho..i was going to see this and now im deff not
#10
Posted 26 November 2007 - 10:51 PM
its animated? or 3d of some sh*t
thanks for the heads up tho..i was going to see this and now im deff not
I'm pretty sure it's all 3d animated. There are parts where you know it's animated and others where you ask, "Is this real?" Even though the reviews for the movies are pretty good I'd say this movie is sort of an iffy.
#11
Posted 28 November 2007 - 07:30 AM
i thought it was a pretty good movie. f*cking epic.
#12
Posted 28 November 2007 - 04:34 PM
isnt it cg animation or w/e.
i thought it was a pretty good movie. f*cking epic.
Hope your Joking
Since some of you read the book can you tell me What was going on???
The movie really didnt Tell anything about
#13
Posted 28 November 2007 - 04:50 PM
Edited by King_Dude, 28 November 2007 - 04:51 PM.
#14
Posted 28 November 2007 - 05:31 PM
2) It wasn't exactly CGI, just rendering like Zemeckis has done before. Furthermore, if they had only done CGI in the scenes that desperately needed it (AKA virtually every fight scene), the movie would have been pathetic, like the CGI in the second and third Matrix movies. And it kind of fixed Jolie's f*cked up mouth a little bit.
3) Angelina nearly naked for every scene she was in ftw.
Seriously, I wasn't very impressed with the movie, but if you are bored as hell and don't have to spend any money to see it, Beowulf isn't that horrible. I went to it with no expectations and enjoyed the movie. And yes, I have read the original and they are nothing alike, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy some mindless, fantasy action sh*t.
You guys are tough critics considering you all play video games with retarded plots with enough holes to sink the titanic (ok, bad analogy, it doesn't take very many holes to sink the titanic). I guess the difference is that you aren't the one in control of the mindless bloodshed in the theaters.
#15
Posted 29 November 2007 - 01:20 AM
Edited by Ahkmed, 01 December 2007 - 05:38 PM.
#16
Posted 04 December 2007 - 01:30 AM
#17
Posted 05 December 2007 - 06:46 AM
#18
Posted 05 December 2007 - 02:27 PM
Gay movie, Honestly I don't know which is worse, This or Eragon.
Lol!
i think Beowulf was gayer
#19
Posted 05 December 2007 - 05:04 PM
#20
Posted 05 December 2007 - 06:47 PM
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