Posted 24 October 2005 - 07:55 PM
Jack Sparrow: Inescapably.
~Pirates of the Caribbean.
Posted 25 October 2005 - 01:59 AM
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: This is the captain. We are having a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence... and then explode.
Posted 25 October 2005 - 02:33 AM
"Caroline: James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
James Bond: More often than you'd think.
Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but-- (A woman pulls up alongside and smiles.) Who's that?
James Bond: The next girl.
Caroline: James, stop this, stop it! I know what you're doing.
James Bond: Really? What's that, dear?
Caroline: You are just trying to show off the size of your, your--
James Bond: Engine?"
Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:18 AM
Lois: Peter, where's Chris?
Chris: I love you She Hulk.
Security Guard: All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris: I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard: Lift up your shirt son.
Chris: I need an adult. I need an adult.
Security Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Peter: Oh my god who could that be?!
*opens door to reveal a scantily clad hooker*
wh*re: Peter Gifferd?
Peter: Oh my god, Linda, it's been so long, why dont you join us for dinner?
*at the table s!@#$%^&ing can be heard from the dog Brian and the baby Stewie sitting adjacent to the prostitute*
Stewie whisper: No, oh god, I cant say it, you say it!
Brian whisper: No way, you say it, dont be a pansy, come on, say it.
Stewie whispers: Oh, oh alright.
*he tuges on the hem of the woman's miniskirt*
Stewie: Oh, oh, excuse me, how far can you get this bannana...oh god I can't say it, she's looking right at me!
And one from Man on Fire:
Walken: Some men are artists, and some are painters, and some are sculptures. But they all have a special talent when they create their work. Creasy is an artist of death...and he's about to paint his masterpiece.
Edited by Goblin, 25 October 2005 - 10:22 AM.
Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:31 PM
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the f*cking lotion in the basket!
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted 26 October 2005 - 06:13 PM
I like candy bars that have been droped out of the vending machine. sometimes i go to the grocery store and drop one before i buy it, gives it that vending machine droped taste.
Posted 28 October 2005 - 06:47 PM
"You killed church you team killing f*cktard"
Posted 02 November 2005 - 12:12 AM
~my buddy Jackass
Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:58 AM
"Dont drink and drive. Drink and then drive."
Posted 03 November 2005 - 12:28 AM
-some random online song-
Posted 03 November 2005 - 10:09 AM
"f*ck off and die you kike" -Dark Shadow
Posted 08 November 2005 - 03:12 PM
President Eisenhower, Jan. 1961 Farewell address
Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:17 PM
Took me a good couple of weeks
Leonardo da Vinci was like a man who awoke too early in the darkness, while the others were all still asleep.
~ Sigmud Freud
Posted 08 December 2005 - 09:23 PM
["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]
Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Posted 08 December 2005 - 09:50 PM
Warden: Mr. Cash, may I suggest you refrain from performing any more tunes that remind the inmates that they're in prison.
Johnny Cash: You think they forgot?
Posted 08 December 2005 - 10:24 PM
"it looks like youre going to a funeral"
--"maybe i am."
Posted 10 December 2005 - 04:23 AM
Edited by Billy Pumper, 10 December 2005 - 04:24 AM.
Posted 21 December 2005 - 08:56 PM
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