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[Aziz]

Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear?
Jack Sparrow: Inescapably.

~Pirates of the Caribbean.

[Frag0holic]

Just got finished watching Serenity, I liked it alot. little quote wont hurt

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: This is the captain. We are having a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence... and then explode.

[Aziz]

Haha, nice one, Frag.

"Caroline: James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
James Bond: More often than you'd think.
Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but-- (A woman pulls up alongside and smiles.) Who's that?
James Bond: The next girl.
Caroline: James, stop this, stop it! I know what you're doing.
James Bond: Really? What's that, dear?
Caroline: You are just trying to show off the size of your, your--
James Bond: Engine?"

[Goblin]

family guy

Lois: Peter, where's Chris?
Chris: I love you She Hulk.
Security Guard: All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris: I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard: Lift up your shirt son.
Chris: I need an adult. I need an adult.
Security Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.

Another one:

*doorbell rings*
Peter: Oh my god who could that be?!
*opens door to reveal a scantily clad hooker*
wh*re: Peter Gifferd?
Peter: Oh my god, Linda, it's been so long, why dont you join us for dinner?
*at the table s!@#$%^&ing can be heard from the dog Brian and the baby Stewie sitting adjacent to the prostitute*
Stewie whisper: No, oh god, I cant say it, you say it!
Brian whisper: No way, you say it, dont be a pansy, come on, say it.
Stewie whispers: Oh, oh alright.
*he tuges on the hem of the woman's miniskirt*
Stewie: Oh, oh, excuse me, how far can you get this bannana...oh god I can't say it, she's looking right at me!



And one from Man on Fire:

Walken: Some men are artists, and some are painters, and some are sculptures. But they all have a special talent when they create their work. Creasy is an artist of death...and he's about to paint his masterpiece.

Edited by Goblin, 25 October 2005 - 10:22 AM.

[darth d1zzy]

Silence of the Lambs

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the f*cking lotion in the basket!

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[*3RD sfg* killswitch]

You know what scares me? the fact that there is a big blurry creature out there roaming around. Not that there is a creature, but the fact that he is blurry, that really gets to me.


I like candy bars that have been droped out of the vending machine. sometimes i go to the grocery store and drop one before i buy it, gives it that vending machine droped taste.

[At The Gates]

I know ill probably get crap for this, but anyone like Red vs Blue..so heres another quote

"You killed church you team killing f*cktard"

[fisty]

It's not drinkin by yourself if the TV's on.

~my buddy Jackass

[Aziz]

Like my grandpa always says:

"Dont drink and drive. Drink and then drive."

[TheCincinnatiKid]

"If i wanted your lip I'd jiggle my zipper."

-some random online song-

[NC Derek]

heres a quote that belongs here and will always be remembered:

"f*ck off and die you kike" -Dark Shadow

[Billy Pumper]

In the counsels of Government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the Military Industrial Complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted.
President Eisenhower, Jan. 1961 Farewell address

[darth d1zzy]

i dont know if any did this but

http://www.ebaumswor...om/jacket1.html
and
http://www.ebaumswor...om/jacket2.html

Edited by darth d1zzy, 10 November 2005 - 09:36 PM.

[Aziz]

I finally found a quote that i was looking for...
Took me a good couple of weeks


Leonardo da Vinci was like a man who awoke too early in the darkness, while the others were all still asleep.

~ Sigmud Freud

[darth d1zzy]

Con Air

["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]
Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

[darth d1zzy]

Walk the Line(New Johnny cash Movie)

Warden: Mr. Cash, may I suggest you refrain from performing any more tunes that remind the inmates that they're in prison.
Johnny Cash: You think they forgot?

[mattr1]

walk the line

"it looks like youre going to a funeral"

--"maybe i am."

[Dialamo]

Yipee-ka-yay motherf*cker! - Die Hard

[Billy Pumper]

f*ck yo couch nigga, you can buy a new couch what ima do about my legs

Edited by Billy Pumper, 10 December 2005 - 04:24 AM.

[darth d1zzy]

Me so Horny, Me love you long time - Full Metal Jacket