36 replies to this topic

[Chris82]

No, not my wheelchair. I already have that. I'm talking about driving. I can legally get my temporary permit in less than half a month. So once that's out of the way it's basically learning the shit-easy rules for six months, taking the real test, getting the ID and then visiting every last one of you niglets.

Was driving around a random parking lot today...

The 2003 Escape I was driving surprisingly has some kick...barely touching the pedal and it practically guns the engine. I can corner and park (and reverse park) and all that fine, but apparently you can't "roll" stop signs. (wtf, it's hard not to, it feels inefficient)

So, within the year I'll be banning you all IRL, so get prepared.

[Ezekiel]

No, not my wheelchair. I already have that. I'm talking about driving. I can legally get my temporary permit in less than half a month. So once that's out of the way it's basically learning the shit-easy rules for six months, taking the real test, getting the ID and then visiting every last one of you niglets.

Was driving around a random parking lot today...

The 2003 Escape I was driving surprisingly has some kick...barely touching the pedal and it practically guns the engine. I can corner and park (and reverse park) and all that fine, but apparently you can't "roll" stop signs. (wtf, it's hard not to, it feels inefficient)

So, within the year I'll be banning you all IRL, so get prepared.

Glad I got the fuck out of Ohio early today then...

[XxInColdBloodxX]

03 Mustang GT

Bring it Chris.

[matthew0155]

how old are you? edit: profile says 15...

edit: nice car cold blood, i like it.

Edited by matthew0155, 18 May 2008 - 10:43 PM.

[Sgt. Bojo]

6 months? Damn you, it's 9 here. Word to the wise: Standard > Auto.

[SuHh]

No, not my wheelchair. I already have that. I'm talking about driving. I can legally get my temporary permit in less than half a month. So once that's out of the way it's basically learning the sh*t-easy rules for six months, taking the real test, getting the ID and then visiting every last one of you niglets.

Was driving around a random parking lot today...

The 2003 Escape I was driving surprisingly has some kick...barely touching the pedal and it practically guns the engine. I can corner and park (and reverse park) and all that fine, but apparently you can't "roll" stop signs. (wtf, it's hard not to, it feels inefficient)

So, within the year I'll be banning you all IRL, so get prepared.

u'll be making a lot more mulching trips to PA then right?

[MainEvent]

I thought it was dangerous to drive without the use of your legs.

[EVIL Shenanigans]

coldblood: perty, but i'd like to see it take on my modded '01 Olds Intrigue.

Chris: rolling stop signs?...no prob when out and about...just dont make a habit out of it and be sure not to do it while training or in LOS with a cop.

Also, definatley agreeing with Zeke as far as you wee ones gettin licenses. Why not at least wait till 18 so you can a) immediately get your license (as apposed to 6+ months of carrying a learners) and b) gettin charged as adults when your dumb ass' crash into me.

[Frag0holic]

Word to the wise: Standard > Auto.

Standard is win.

And watch out for the stop signs...
Creeping up to it without coming to a complete stop is a "California stop".
Blowing right through it like it's not there is a "Florida stop".

in FL stop means yeild cause they put so many unneccessary signs up that people just sail right through 'em.

[J.Pizzack]

no a Florida stop is when you drive 3 mph because your stuck behind 346,000 retirees.
Dont try to glam it!

[Chris82]

03 Mustang GT

Fuck you, how the hell is that your first car you rich motherfucker. Why did you put your McDonalds monies into that instead of your computer like we told you.

6 months? Damn you, it's 9 here. Word to the wise: Standard > Auto.

What the fuck 9 months that makes no sense. Oh and fuck manual transmission, how can I drive/eat/talk on the phone at the same time if I have to have my good hand on a penis-shaped object the entire time?

u'll be making a lot more mulching trips to PA then right?

Take a pic of that nig the next time he comes in, because it's NOT me.

not to do it while training or in LOS with a cop.

Also, definatley agreeing with Zeke as far as you wee ones gettin licenses. Why not at least wait till 18 so you can a) immediately get your license (as apposed to 6+ months of carrying a learners) and b) gettin charged as adults when your dumb ass' crash into me.

That's what I meant, I read it was immediate failure during your road test.

And it's just easier to get it now because of all the driving my parents (specifically my Dad) have to do for me atm, plus I'll be more knowledgeable and have more experience.

And watch out for the stop signs...
Creeping up to it without coming to a complete stop is a "California stop".
Blowing right through it like it's not there is a "Florida stop".

Good to know, California stops seem the most efficient.

[Sniprwulf]

i got 20 bucks says chris gets in an accident or gets a ticket within a week of him getting his full license

[Mandraque]

good luck with the test, its the easiest thing.........wait are you testing for the actual license now or the learners?

[Frag0holic]

no a Florida stop is when you drive 3 mph because your stuck behind 346,000 retirees.
Dont try to glam it!

On the east coast perhaps... This is a student town though, and people drive like there's no tomorrow. The number of car accidents here are twice the national average for cities this size.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

coldblood: perty, but i'd like to see it take on my modded '01 Olds Intrigue.

Hoping to have a Dodge Viper SRT-10 Roadster 08' someday than we will race

Fuck you, how the hell is that your first car you rich motherfucker. Why did you put your McDonalds monies into that instead of your computer like we told you.

My mom bought it, when she pays it off, its mine and she's getting a brand new mustang
I told he she should get the 08 Bullits theres a limited number, but she's happy for now

As for the computer, im gonna ask for alot of money for my birthday and save up some and build one.

[IWantWhiteCastle]

Driving is just a very realistic game until your first accident lol

[poocrayon]

EVERYONE says "oh im a good driver, i won't get into an accident" ............until **screeech* OH sh*t **bam**

[MainEvent]

Hoping to have a Dodge Viper SRT-10 Roadster 08' someday than we will race

f*ck you and your sh*tty American cars. Sure the Viper is a fast car, but once it hits the first corner, expect any Jap. or Euro import to fly right by. I'm not talking to you personally.

[matthew0155]

f*ck you and your sh*tty American cars. Sure the Viper is a fast car, but once it hits the first corner, expect any Jap. or Euro import to fly right by. I'm not talking to you personally.

are u planning on spending 5-6 grand on the jap import first?
just to have the viper blow by it again on the straight...

[MainEvent]

No, I am not 18.