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[XxInColdBloodxX]

Test results for this month came out positive

I'm a father

[�HADOW109]

So whats your plan?

[ashbash]

unlucky.

[MainEvent]

Better luck next time, lad.

[Aziz]

Is this supposed to be a congratulations post or a bummer post? Cant read u.

[AssHattery]

congrats and that sucks at the same time

[EVIL Shenanigans]

Is this supposed to be a congratulations post or a bummer post?

Both...at the same time.

Too soon it'll be grandad coldblood.

[(NamEless)]

why didnt u just pull it out and spill it on her butt , wtf, this sucks! .


but if your happy, that still sucks

[Inertia]

Well are you going with the "300" plan for telling her parents? On the bright side, if you have a daughter you will only be 18 yrs older than her friends.

Edited by Inertia, 03 March 2009 - 05:55 PM.

[MainEvent]

why didnt u just pull it out and spill it on her butt

You might see that in your pornos, but in the real world that never happens.

[ashbash]

You might see that in your pornos, but in the real world that never happens.

Me and your mum think different, oh snapz.

make her do heavy lifting, encourage her to smoke and drink, crash the car when shes in it....

possibilities for f*cking that embryo up are endless dude

[DocSeuss]

Congrats!

Best of luck to you.

Dave

[MainEvent]

Me and your mum think different, oh snapz.

make her do heavy lifting, encourage her to smoke and drink, crash the car when shes in it....

possibilities for f*cking that embryo up are endless dude

Well I tend to just nut in yours.

[WhiteRabbit]

How old is the babymomma?

[Halcomb]

5 words:

Push her down the stairs.

[Ahkmed]

Pushing them down the stairs is to expected now they will know what you did. Tell her you know how to fly a plane and get in, then crash it straight into the nearest group of Christians protesting abortions. If you live, problem solved if you die...problem solved and you took some fagots with you.

Edited by Ahkmed, 03 March 2009 - 09:39 PM.

[XxInColdBloodxX]

We are not getting rid of the baby, jesus guys.

and she's 18

[Halcomb]

No offense man, but you really haven't experienced a whole section of your life which you are basically about to ruin and cut yourself off from. I've seen it happen way too often with people I've known. So good luck with it, but enjoy your new sh*t life.

[Ezekiel]

No offense man, but you really haven't experienced a whole section of your life which you are basically about to ruin and cut yourself off from. I've seen it happen way too often with people I've known. So good luck with it, but enjoy your new sh*t life.

+1

I know a lot of people that had kids young and they're pretty much stuck where they are working minimum wage jobs for eternity.

[AssHattery]

ABORT MISSION!!!!