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[Aziz]

Hey, guys.
I thought it would be interesting to start a thread, where we would post up our favorite or just random quotes from whereever. It can stay open forever pretty much, unless ya'll become gay
No matter what the date is, if you come across some cool passage or saying, just post it up.

Here's mine, i know it by heart:

"Throught out my lifetime, i have left pieces of my heart here and there, and now there is almost not enough to stay alive. But i force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent... There are no more whitehorses or pretty ladies at my door."

~ George Jung

(Closing dialog from the one and only "Blow" by Johnny Depp)

PS: this is one of my favorite movies; it makes me really depressed, i always go get f*cked up after seeing it

[darth d1zzy]

family guy

Lois: Peter, where's Chris?
Chris: I love you She Hulk.
Security Guard: All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris: I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard: Lift up your shirt son.
Chris: I need an adult. I need an adult.
Security Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.

[Aziz]

Same episode.

- Im sorry, sir, but you can't park your van on the diving board.
- This is my son.
- Oh, its not a van, its just a fat kid.

[Aziz]

Heres another great one from another great movie.
Tyler, thats for you

"We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish."

~ Boondock Saints

[ShLoNkY]

"Assumption is the number one cause of all f*ck-ups."

-Ancient Chinese proverb

[NC Derek]

i usually have these in my away messages:

"we are the supreme race b/c we have the supreme
weapons"

"the dead know only one thing; it is better to be
alive" -FMJ

"a people that values their privilages over their
principles, will soon lose
both" - Pres Eisenhower

"an airforce is terrific when there is nothing to
oppose it"- Pres Eisenhoer

"he who has a thousand friends has not a friend to
spare, and he who has one
enemy will meet him everywhere" -Aliibn-Abi-Talib

"every mans life ends the same way. it is only the
details of how he lived
and how he died that distinguish one man from another"
-Ernest Hemingway

"a hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is
braver 5 minutes longer"
-Emerson

"revenge is a meal best served cold"
-Man on Fire

"the right man in the wrong place can make all the
difference in the world"
-HL2

"the object of war is not to die for your country, but
to make your enemy die
for his"
-Gen. George Patton
"there are those of us who said this day would never
come, what are they to
say now" -Halo 2

"your life is worth less than a mexican food stamp"
-Doubletake
"life moves pretty fast, if you dont stop to look
around once in a while, you
could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"You dont have to be faster than the bear, you just
have to be faster than
the slowest guy running from the bear"

"our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in
rising every time we fall"
-Confucius

"perhaps the ultimate measure of a man is not where he
stands in times of comfort
and convenience, but where he stands in times of
conflict and controvercy."
-Martin Luther King, Jr

"and in the end its not the years in your life that
count. its the life in
your years." -Abraham Lincoln

A green phantom stalks these lands,
Thirty Ought Six in a Master's hands.
Chamber a matched, perfect round,
Slide home the bolt, forward and down.
Stay detached, loose and cool,
Time your breathing, remember the rule.
Get them now, kill them clean,
before they can hurt another Marine.
The first dies quick, the second has looked,
that one dies fast, a third has booked.
Number Three goes down, sight on Number Four,
this one's for my Brothers, Brothers of the Corps.
Even now at home, I remember that scene,
the four of them and a young Marine,
I would do it again, once more with pride,
to protect my Marines, the enemy has died.
- Robert W. Baird

"If you're not gonna pull the trigger, don't point the
gun."
- James Baker

"Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn't even be there,
Eighty are just targets,
Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have
them, for they make the battle.
Ah, but the one,
One is a warrior,
And he will bring the others back."
- Heraclitus

"The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who
know "why" will always be his boss."
-Diane Ravitch

"DON'T RUN, YOU'LL JUST DIE TIRED"-JFK sniper school

"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to
tell people you are, you
aren't."
- Margareth Thatcher

The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and
almost weightless. Her perfume
is sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell
her that everything will be
all right; that I'll save her from whatever she's
scared and take her far far away.
I tell her that I love her. The silencer makes a
whisper of the gunshot. I hold
her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she
was running from. I'll cash
her check in the morning.-Sin City

For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us,
those goody-good people who worked
sh*tty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to
work every day, and worried
about their bills, were dead. I mean they were
suckers. They had no balls. If we
wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained
twice they got hit so bad,
believe me, they never complained again -Goodfellas

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then
when you get the money,
you get the power. Then when you get the power, then
you get the woman."-Tony
Montana

"...we have no great wars, and we have no great
tragedies. Our great war is
a spiritual war. And our great tragedies is our
lives...we grow up, being promised
by tv that we'll grow up to be rock stars and movie
gods, but we won't...and we're
starting to see that. And we are very, very pissed
off."-fight club

"all i have in this world is my balls and my word and
i dont break them for
no one"-Tony Montana

[Frag0holic]

ah where do I begin? Great topic btw!
hehe, let's start with Pulp Fiction;

Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead !@#$%^& Storage?
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Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' !@#$%^&s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

FMJ:
Pvt. Joker: You know, Rafterman, half of these gook wh*res are serving officers in the Viet-Cong. The other half have TB. Make sure you only f*ck the ones that cough.
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Private Cowboy: Eightball, let's dance.
Private Eightball: Put a !@#$%^& behind the trigger!
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Private Eightball: You know, under fire, Animal Mother is the best human being in the world. All he needs is someone to through grenades at him for the rest of his life.
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Private Cowboy: Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat boy!
(add to this just about anything that comes out of Sgt. Hartman's mouth)

Sin City:
Dwight: I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
Jack Rafferty: You're making a big mistake, man. A *big* mistake.
Dwight: You made a big mistake yourself... you didn't flush.
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Marv: I don't hear you giving me any name, jerk. Guess when I shot you in the belly, I aimed a little too high.
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John Hartigan: An old man dies. Little girl lives. Fair trade.
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Jack Rafferty: Will ya look at thaat! Oooooh, those hookers let ya down hehehehe... What're you gonna do when ya run outta gas? Call Triple A? You sucker for the babes, you...
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Marv: He never screams. Even after the dog has had its fill and Kevin's guts are lying all over the place, he never screams.
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John Hartigan: When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old girl, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
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Marv: No need to play it quiet, no need to play it anyway but MY way.


Man I could go on forever... best not to get carried away

Edited by Frag0holic, 21 October 2005 - 09:50 PM.

[Sgt. Bojo]

you miss 100% fo the shots you don't take

[fisty]

"I aint crazy and I aint a guy."

"Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No but it's sterile and I like the taste."

~Patches O' Houlihan

[Aziz]

- What do we do now?
- We go to plan B!!
- Plan B?
- You dont know plan B? See, that is your problem!
*fragment*
- Somehow i missed the part of the briefing when Mike drives through the living living room..
- And right out the front door!
*fragment*
- Is this still part of plan B???!?
- Nah, this is definitely plan C!

~Bad Boys II

[Sgt. Bojo]

"holy shnikes!" - chric farley in tommy boy
"what'd you do?!" - chris farley in tommy boy to david spade when spade rips off his car door, after chris just bent it the wrong way
lmao!

[DarkShadow]

From Dusk til Dawn, God damn I love this one...

"Seth: Why out of all the God-Forsaken sh*tholes in Mexico, Do We have to meet here....

Carlos: One Place is just as good as Another.

Seth: You ever Been here before?

Carlos: No, I drove by it a couple of times, its a roudy place, its open from Dusk til Dawn, Didnt you say you wanted to meet in the morning?

Seth: Well, Since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead, this girl's entire f*cking family is dead.

Carlos: what were they psycho's?

Seth: They look like psycho's? is that what they look like? they were vampires, Psycho's don't explode when sunlight hits them, i dont give a f*ck how crazy they are."

[Frag0holic]

haha yeah that movie rocks. I love this one;

Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog sh*t from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife. [blows her away]

Edited by Frag0holic, 22 October 2005 - 02:10 AM.

[Aziz]

- [Bullock to Stallone] Wow, you showed him (Snipes). He finally matched his meet; you really licked his ass!
- [Stallone] Its, met his match, and kicked.. kicked his ass!!

~Demolition Man

[Novahawk]

- [Bullock to Stallone] Wow, you showed him (Snipes). He finally matched his meet; you really licked his ass!
- [Stallone] Its, met his match, and kicked.. kicked his ass!!

~Demolition Man

omg i love that movie... and like no one else i know has seen it... another one:
[bullock to chief] You know what chief? you can take your job, and shovel it.
[Stallone] Take your job and shovel it? close enough....

[Frag0holic]

here's the best one from Demolition Man:

John Spartan: Hold it. The Schwartzenegger Library?

Lenina Huxley: Yes. The Schwartzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor when you...

John Spartan: But how? He was President?

Lenina Huxley: Yes! Even though he wasn't born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment which states...

JohnSpartan: I don' wanna know. President....

SO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH (might still happen who knows)

Edited by Frag0holic, 22 October 2005 - 11:39 AM.

[Billy Pumper]

hmmm i will just add a few when i think but,

In preditor when arnold is telling the girl to "Get to ZE CHOPPA"

[NC Derek]

ziros does a great impression of that

[fisty]

"Which !@#$%^& took the last donut?"

~Trudy

"That's wildy innapropriote."

~Dangle

From one of my favorite shows, Reno 911

[Aziz]

"You are one unpleasant individual!"

~Sean William Scott
The Rundown - i like this movie i think The Rock is doing a very good job acting