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#381 Inertia

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 04:10 PM

cuz your a n1gger

Why do I find Derek so goddam sexy???
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#382 NC Derek

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 04:24 PM

bc i have man tits.

why is no one on today?
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#383 Billy Pumper

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 04:42 PM

cause shadow likes them, and he is offended by it lol


why is shadow going to ban me now?
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#384 wyte mafia

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 08:28 PM

because he thinks your redneck truck sucks redneck hillbilly garthbrooks country loving ass and he has a secret love for canadian rednecks like your self but he would never admit it so you will be banned for calling him a fag or runnin it about wow. gl


why am i banned now?

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#385 Tyler Durden

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Posted 09 June 2006 - 11:57 PM

Because its...f*ckin you. I mean, you're wyte mafia, must i go on? Jk. :dork:

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#386 RogueAlly

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 06:12 AM

because you know the n64 is still the sh*t

why do i still play n64?
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#387 At The Gates

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 11:07 AM

border patrol....

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#388 korosys420

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 04:17 PM

Work sucks!!!

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#389 NC Derek

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 05:17 PM

sickle cells cause bad odor, so i hear.

how long will tylers FUTURE girl friend date him before cheating on him???????
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#390 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 05:24 PM

how long will tylers FUTURE girl friend date him before cheating on him???????
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.2759 sec........



why will tyler's chick bang derek over and over again tonight?????????
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#391 Tyler Durden

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 05:25 PM

-2 weeks.


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#392 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 05:28 PM

-2 weeks.
Why am I pissed at my friend Jon?



because he's gonna f*ck ur future gf...????



why am i being so mean right now?
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#393 NC Derek

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 05:52 PM

bc your wife just cheated on you again, and she pregnate again, and its not yours ....AGAIN

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#394 Tyler Durden

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 06:20 PM

Becuase the prostitution thing wasn't working so you sold out.

When can't Derek use his sex money in CS?
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#395 $VT-c0brA

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 06:31 PM

Becuase the prostitution thing wasn't working so you sold out.

When can't Derek use his sex money in CS?



cause bussiness has been bad as of late!!!!


how much is derek worth????? :wtf: :wtf:
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#396 NC Derek

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 06:41 PM

if you count dr bills, fees, and hospital dues, insurance worths, abortions, condoms, hotel bills, gas money, and sexy outfits.......

20,232,233,201.23 daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

how much is an abortion worth to tyler when his gf gets pregannt by derek and doesnt want to tell him?
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#397 Tyler Durden

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 08:37 PM

About as much as me throwing her out on the street...I'm going to hell for that.


Why hasn't Derek been able to f*ck her yet?
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#398 Tyler Durden

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 11:34 PM

Becuase that is actually a banana in your vagina :20:

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#399 NC Derek

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Posted 10 June 2006 - 11:56 PM

life threatening, and ive been close with many stds. and that topped it.

what is the plu code for a banana? i work at a grocery store btw
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#400 AssormentOfCandy

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Posted 11 June 2006 - 04:56 PM

because they want to be..


why am i posting on this topic?
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