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[youwerekilled]

because theyre not.

why would rogue even suggest that pirates are better than ninjas? (hint: pirates are gay)

[ellisracing58]

his dad was a butt pirate and i guess he inherited it

how the hell could he like that?

[NC Derek]

rogue said i could mess with him so here it goes. rogue is a butt pirate bc he once had a normal life and it all failed after realizing the girl he had been dating and f*cking was captain hooks great great granddaughter. after proposing, she ran it by her father. they were happily married and lived on a pirate ship with her side of the family. rogue didnt fit in with the others. he was made fun of and daily raped by the other pirates, hence becoming a butt pirate.

why did i just bash the sh*t out of rogue????

[RogueAlly]

because he put a little captain in you...

why did I marry captain hook's great great granddaughter and not captain morgans?

[NC Derek]

bc im with captain morgans duaghter. there is no other girl for me.

why is captain morgan so gooood?

[Tyler Durden]

why is captain morgan so gooood?

that answers the question.



Was Derek talking about a guy or about the drink?

[RogueAlly]

the guy, the drink is too expensive for him

how does derek know captain morgan?

[NC Derek]

gf's father, duh. covered that


why did i beat the sh*t out of tyler's grandma yesterday? (clue - denchers stuck on dick during bj)

[Tyler Durden]

Dude, she's dead.


Is derek really strong enough to dig through 6 feet of dirt?

[RogueAlly]

no hes buried with her and the ethernet chord just feeds into the coffin

why did derek get buried alive?

[Tyler Durden]

It's called a Texas Funeral. Watch Kil Bill 2.

Why did I watch botch Kill Bills back to back twice within the last two days. (answer may suprise you)

[RogueAlly]

because your girlfriend wanted to

why is tylers gf sweet like that?

[NC Derek]

i trained her well. heh heh

how many times a day/week did i "train" her?

[Tyler Durden]

my ex...work my ass! And to rogue, the newest girl who has been spending time with me says Fight Club is an awesome movie...before I told her I liked it. .

What the fuc|<?

[RogueAlly]

I dont know <3 no homo

why is tylers gf like 100x better than dereks

[Billy Pumper]

cause tylers gf doesn't have aids

what exactly was the north thinking when they freed the slaves ?

[NC Derek]

i dont know but they all ran to my house, and everywhere i go smells like ass

why is tyler's ex gf not on the pill? it ruined a lot...

[RogueAlly]

because tyler has yet to bust

why hasn't tyler busted?

[Cleric]

Circular logic:
Derek-->Tyler's ex gf-->Derek-->Rogue's gf-->Derek-->2 dollar hooker-->Derek again
Ahh the circle of life

How come Derek has more posts in this thread then some of the new members have total?

Edited by Cleric, 06 June 2006 - 02:19 PM.

[RogueAlly]

because derek has a bigger penis than some of the new members put together

why is circular logic the best kind?