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[Fuz_master]

Because he is Mel Gibson.

Why does a turtle dove sing sweet lullabyes to Dolly Parton after her enima containing two dead midgets, cabbage soup, and a buffalo's ear, after eating at Burger King?

[mattr1]

because dolly pardon cant sing for herself..

where did the guys from CSI get their degrees from college?

[Mandraque]

from film school i hope............i hope thats wat you asked

why why are there so many variations of CSI(maybe, i dont watch the show)?

[RogueAlly]

because stupid saps enjoying seeing the same show with different actors on different days

why are these questions starting to make my head hurt?

[Mandraque]

cause you need to take some pills....


why does cafiene and headache pills make you super energized and sh*t?

[mattr1]

because headache pills (IbuProfen, Mediprofen, tylenol, vikatin, codone, etc..) thin your blood, and the caffeine from the coffee makes your heart beat faster.... so it races your heart and you feel like youre going crazy




what ever happened to marky mark and the funky bunch?

[Tyler Durden]

AIDs.



Who did they get it from?

[Lil Italian Guy]

They got it from tyler durden.


Why did tyler give it to them?

[Fuz_master]

Because he wanted to have sex with them....badly

When will the midget king bring forth thy Holy Gong whilst a man that has the opposite of cross eyed plays the fiddle with the same heart rate as two rabbits f*cking in a wool sock?

[Tyler Durden]

Yesterday. You missed it. It was cool.


WTF?

[Mandraque]

When Tits Fall? tomorrow

why tomorow?

Edited by Mandraque, 21 July 2006 - 05:33 PM.

[Tyler Durden]

Because I'm golfing tomarrow, b*tches!


What will my score be?

[Mandraque]

80...not that bad.....

Why is golf the best?

[Tyler Durden]

Cause I, as a 17 year old, can smoke a black and mild and no one will ask a thing.


What is wrong with fuz?

[RogueAlly]

he accidentally shaved his fuz off

why did he shave down there?

[Fuz_master]

Because I wanted to dammit!

When will California snap off at the San Andreas fault like a cracker?

[Novahawk]

During The end of the world!

why is fuz like the only one asking original questions and everyone is bashing him?

[Constantine]

cuz he's smart.

Why is fecal matter brown?(I am looking for the real answer)

[Fuz_master]

I think it is cuz God said that sh*t has to be brown. Or maybe our stomach acid turns it that way.

Why does Constatine ask this?

[Mandraque]

http://www.straightd...ics/a2_381.html


why are fuz ogriginal questions have origin on nothing?



Edit-aw dam, that was for constantine

Edited by Mandraque, 22 July 2006 - 07:42 PM.