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[Tyler Durden]

Cause he doesnt need to be a good one.


So...apparantly they can say sh1t on tv, eh?

[Fuz_master]

Apparently

Why did a munchkin suck on a sweaty obese man's balls while juggling chainsaws infront of Area 51's border?

[Tyler Durden]

Ancient chinese secret.


Whats more fun...
Eating a vegan
Kicking a midget.
and why.

[Fuz_master]

Kicking a midget because its little blood curdling screams are cute.

Whats a vegan?

[Mandraque]

i think a vegan eats no meat and nothing that comes from animals.

how can vegans live like that?

[Tyler Durden]

i think a vegan eats no meat and nothing that comes from animals.

how can vegans live like that?

They become pussies.


Why is eating a vegan ironic?

[Mandraque]

it will be even more ironic if it was your vegan child......


why are vegan's and vegetarian's green looking?

[mattr1]

because being a vegan is gay, and they are gay, which means they have aids.

why isnt my computer running steam, ever???

[Fuz_master]

Because you have done something to make the vegan that runs Steam mad.

What can he do to make it up for the vegan and get steam running?

[Mandraque]

end his miserable life..maybe..


why is it so fukin hot in miami?

[Fuz_master]

Cause its tropical, I guess.

Why do I have to mow even when the grass is burnt up?

[Mandraque]

so all the burnt up grass can be thrown away

why did you just ask a normal question?????

[Fuz_master]

I...Don't...know...my....god!


Why did i just talk like William Shatner?

[Mandraque]

OMG another normal question...because its not normal


have any of the questions been repeated yet?

[Tyler Durden]

I don't think so.


Have any of the questions been repeated yet?

Edited by Tyler Durden, 24 July 2006 - 06:13 PM.

[Fuz_master]

NO


Why does a mother of a hamster shuck corn in a freezer while eating a basket of rosemary cooki dolls?

[mattr1]

because when it does that, the freezer it is putting in is actually making a passport for it to get into the U.S legally. then it will probably take the passport, go buy a plane ticket and land in the philadelphia airport. while its at the airport, it will get a steamy mug of piss and pour it all over your mothers face. when it gets out of the airport rents a car, it will drive directly to your house, get out of the car, and sh*t in your front lawn. it will then go into your house, rip out your mouth and make you eat it, kick you in the nuts and enjoy a nice cold sam adams on top of your corpse and watch jerry springer.

what does an apple pie and a cheetah taint have in common?

[Fuz_master]

They both taste good when they're warm

Why does an egg give a fire extinguisher to a dolphin on Sunrise Beach in a coconut apartment after being molested by a turtle?

[Sgt. Bojo]

Wow, admin close thread, please.

[Fuz_master]

Why do crabs explode in a tunnel with 257 dead people sitting in a baloon chair with cottage cheese?