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#921 Stoned Hatter

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 03:50 PM

cause you slept with his mom ...
why is it when you need to do something you can never find a ride ?
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#922 RogueAlly

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 07:50 PM

Because the only people that need rides are the same ones that need lives...

Why does U of M pwn so much in the big ten?
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#923 Mandraque

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 07:53 PM

cause they from Miami!

why is !@#$%^& sex funny?
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#924 Massacre

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 08:12 PM

because a dinosaur is screaming it! !@#$%^& SEX!!


Why don't I think flowers smell as good as people lead them people to believe?
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#925 Mandraque

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 08:38 PM

cause they ninjas b*tch!

why is the gorilla back?
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#926 RogueAlly

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Posted 07 October 2006 - 09:56 PM

No one knows.

Why do you think the University of Michigan/The Big Ten has anything to do with Miami?
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#927 Xiertic

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 07:35 PM

Because their names have the same number of words.

Should I take a dump before, or after Family Guy tonight?
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#928 Mike2077

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 07:43 PM

Break out the depends and don't worry about it.

Why does Xiertic wear depends?
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#929 Xiertic

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 07:52 PM

So that I can take a dump without having to walk away from the tv/computer.

Anyone feel like changing me?
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#930 RogueAlly

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 08:29 PM

Chris does, but be careful he might peek.

Why does Chris peek?
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#931 Massacre

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 06:58 PM

Because he think Xiertic is sexy

Why does Earnest goes to camp pwn Earnest goes to the beach?
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#932 Mike2077

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 07:18 PM

Cause campers are f*cking noobs.

What if ifs and buts really were candy and nuts?
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#933 Mr. Sticks

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 07:19 PM

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Who doesn't wear Depends when playing games at the computer? Xiertic and I can't be the only ones.

Edited by Mr. Sticks, 10 October 2006 - 07:19 PM.

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#934 Massacre

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 08:32 PM

I actually wear huggies, better feel to them.

Why do Europeans wear socks with sandels?
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#935 Mandraque

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 09:40 PM

cause they cant sing(oh!)

Why cant they?


....btw almost 1000!
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#936 Mike2077

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 10:18 PM

Cuz no one gives a sh*t what they are saying..

Why are the new Volkswagon commercials funny as hell?
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#937 Xiertic

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 08:35 AM

They have to be, otherwise nobody is even interested in them.

If this thread hits 1000 posts, how are we gonna celebrate?
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#938 Stoned Hatter

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 08:43 AM

by killin and murdering in the servers .


can anyone dance like a duck and bark like a fish ?
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#939 *CHILIDOG*

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 10:55 AM

I can do the chicken walk...

Does that count?
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#940 Mandraque

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Posted 11 October 2006 - 01:58 PM

are you a duck?




...does that work? answering with a question?
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